stock molester

Crooked stock promoter. One who engages in securities fraud. A deceitful stockbroker. A scam artist in the stock business. White collar criminal.

I was told to buy this stock at two dollars last week, now its trading at two cents! That stock molester just dumped all his paper in the market and left me hanging with worthless stock...

by Tony parsnips September 5, 2019

fish molester

A fisherman who catches and keeps tiny fish .

Look at that fish molester he's keeping minnows hopefully the game warden catches him.

by imjustsayin33 April 12, 2019

Lester The Molester

Grand theft auto term

“Lester is spying on us through the cameras!”

“Lester the Molester back at it again”

by SISHAps May 16, 2018

Molesterol

Molesterol is a substance in your body that increases or decreases depending on the amount of molestation/molesting you experience throughout your life.

Having a high amount can lead to many complex psychological issues, and even make you dependent on the substance. Thus making you a harvester of molesterol.

In order to harvest molesterol, you must
A: Unwillingly encounter a molester.
or
B: molest.

Example 1:
"Hey, Günther, quit molesting me. My molesterol levels are getting too high and I risk becoming dependent, like you."

Example 2:
"Hansel! Get over here you cute little morsel, I have some candy for you. Just... Get in the van and we'll make a nice pie brimming with mol... I mean cholesterol."

by Mr. Marcooler July 24, 2014

Air Molesters

Thick soled white Nike athletic shoes. The shoe of choice for Child Molesters. Often seen on Middle Aged men also wearing short sleeved button up shirts and hanging around malls and parks.

Our buddy Brad showed up with some new white Nikes at the basketball game. All the parents warned their kids to not go to bathroom with the guy with the Air Molesters.

by spideyskin May 25, 2021

animal molester

A fucked up person who rapes animals

Yeah, some animal molester just fucked my pet snake

by Deez p money June 29, 2015

molesterstache

An abbreviated form of molester moustache. Refers to the thinned-out hair clumpings grown by testosterone-challenged pedophiles and other shady sorts.

"Did you see the molesterstache on the guy driving that van? I bet he's hiding a clown suit in the back."

by SnaggPDX November 30, 2004