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mitties

Mitties are the shortened version of "man titties". Often characterized by woman-like breasts that are extremely visible, mitties are one of the most disgusting and unattractive features one can have. Commonly possessed by overweight men, or those with unfortunate genes.
I went to the pool, and all the old, shirtless men had mitties.
by uknomelykwo January 22, 2010
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Mitty

This school I go to
by Caffine Overdose April 19, 2004
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Mitty

A private high school in San Jose, CA that has outstanding academics and extra-curricular activities. It WAYYY better than schools like Bellarmine and St. Francis.
Did you see the basketball game last night where Mitty kicked Bellarmine's ass?
by hafjklfjkasdhf November 1, 2008
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Mitty

One of the worse private schools in the bay area. Not only do you pay more, the education isn't even that great. Compared to St. Francis, Bellarmine, Presentation, and St. Lawrence, Mitty ranks low. If you want to receive education that is worse than public schools in the bay area, don't waste $15,000 a year when you could be saving for college.
Boy 1: I'm applying to Mitty!

Boy 2: You're kidding me right? Do you want to screw yourself?

Boy 3: The people there are literally stupid.

Boy 2: Might as well go to a public school, right?

Boy 1: Yeah. I should be saving for college instead of wasting money on this.
by juckooo August 22, 2011
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mitties

combo of man and titties
a man having enormous breasts as if he has female tits
jeez Javier you have some big mitties look like some DD's
by jstepp December 24, 2007
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mitty

An incredibly intelligent man whose been sought out by many as the balance of all skills.

Similar words to describe "Mitty":
strong, intelligent, romantic, witty, suave, fast, dangerous, funny
Every morning I wake up to praise my god, Mitty.
by The Writer July 24, 2003
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Mitty

Sorry ass bay area high school that gets relentlessly owned and has their girls stolen by Bellarmine students.
Let us Mitty stutends beg Bellarmine for mercy.
by SB May 22, 2004
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