Mitch McConnell

The blue whale's anus can open 3.5 feet, making it the second largest asshole in the world next to Mitch McConnell.

I was so constipated from eating that cheeseball last night that my asshole stretched out to the size of Mitch McConnell when I took a shit this morning.

by Dr. Derpal J. Trump September 24, 2020

Mitch McConnell

The deliberate termination of a human pregnancy, most often performed during the first 28 weeks of pregnancy; or an “abortion” (noun).

“I have to drive up to Sandpoint with Becky this weekend to get her a Mitch McConnell.”

by Porter McConnell October 28, 2020

Mitch McConnell

A russian asset who's also famously known as "turtle mitch", "Moscow Mitch" and "Putin's Mitch"

You're want me to speak russian and take my freedom away? Don't be such a mitch McConnell!

by Putin's Mitch August 1, 2019

Mitch McConnell

A word based on the Kentucky senator, a Mitch McConnel is an adorable little man who looks like a turtle and seems like he's smart, but then end up filibustering his own bill.
But Dangit! He's cute!

"I would vote you out, but you're too much of a Mitch McConnell"

by THE DONKIE January 1, 2019

mitch mcconnell

swag daddy

“i look like a turtle”
“omg ur such a mitch mcconnell”

by mitchmcconnellstan January 3, 2021

mitch mcconnell

A backup of sewage drains into one's domecile

House got condemned after a mitch mcconnell

by Aunt Tifa Lockhart September 7, 2019

Senator Mitch McConnell

Aka Turtle man, aka the reason why you are $1400 short and he also hates college students so much that he barred them from receiving the stimulus too. He also is the reason why his wife wears a blindfold when she does it with him.

Fuck Turtle Man, my niggas. He is a bitch and Senator Mitch McConnell should eat a dick.

by Bawston69 December 31, 2021