I'm totally hot for the girl Julie who sits in the next cube over from me at work. I hardly know her, but she reminds me of my old girlfriend who is a hottie! I guess you could say I have misplaced attraction for her.
by Julie-n-Dave July 16, 2010
Get the misplaced attractionmug. A game for multiple people where one person takes a confused OAP and leaves them somewhere random. It's up to the others to find the Pensioner before they starve to death.
Steve: How's your grandad?
Dave: Didn't you hear? We were playing Misplaced Pensioner and just didn't get to him in time
Dave: Didn't you hear? We were playing Misplaced Pensioner and just didn't get to him in time
by IDrinkAndKnowThings June 21, 2023
Get the Misplaced Pensionermug. A misplaced hand occurs when someone tries to feel up another person and that person then has to move the hand away (usually to the hip or worst case off the person all together). Most people will get the hint that the area is off limits however sometimes the misplaced hand is misonstrued as playing "hard to get" leading to further embaressment.
After an enjoyable makeout session, maria had to put billys misplaced hand in check. It was only the 2nd date and he had to do some more wining and dining before he could move to 2nd base.
by inspectah gadget April 20, 2010
Get the misplaced handmug. instead of hugging or kissing someone goodbye- you give them a stern punch to the chest. Also may include a arm bite while spooning
Kimmie was saying goodbye to Daniel, and instead of hugging him goodbye she punched him in the chest... smiled and walked away- clear sign of misplaced affection
by notyobish January 15, 2012
Get the misplaced affectionmug. When you go into a neighborhood that isn't familar to you and find yourself surrounded by other ethnic groups other than your own.
Billy Joe Bob: Man the scenary around here is quite colorful!
Tyrone: What the heck is that country bumpkin doing on our block?
Billy Joe Bob: I better lock my car doors as I drive thru this neighborhood.
Tyrone: He best keep drivin'!
Billy Joe Bob: Did I just misplace the race?
Tyrone: What the heck is that country bumpkin doing on our block?
Billy Joe Bob: I better lock my car doors as I drive thru this neighborhood.
Tyrone: He best keep drivin'!
Billy Joe Bob: Did I just misplace the race?
by Christian Alexander May 16, 2008
Get the misplace the racemug. (n.) Product(s) intentionally moved from one area of a store to another by a shopper with the purpose of making people laugh and/or smile.
Misplaced Merchandise includes, but not limited to, the following:
1. Putting the abominable snowman from the toy department on a box of Depends undergarments in the personal hygiene aisle.
2. Putting a banana from produce in the condom aisle.
3. Putting a bottle of Beano in the baked beans section.
1. Putting the abominable snowman from the toy department on a box of Depends undergarments in the personal hygiene aisle.
2. Putting a banana from produce in the condom aisle.
3. Putting a bottle of Beano in the baked beans section.
by Misplaced Merchandise January 9, 2010
Get the misplaced merchandisemug. A condition of the mind in which no matter how deadly, dangerous, or leathal the situation the person reacts with a passive "meh". The person could be dropping 50 stories and still there would be no reaction besides. "Oh no not again"
A good example and regular person seen with misplaced tranquility is the looney toon character wile e coyote
by Theamazinggeek December 30, 2018
Get the Misplaced tranquilitymug.