Mirth Prolan

Coolest guy in the tristate area we know as the Northwest. Makes a mean Taco. Doesn't dance. Can't sing.

Was born in Kirkland

Mirth Prolan makes sandwhiches look disgusting.

by Darby Janssen December 8, 2004

mirth pants

an exclamation meaning just about anything.

mirthpants! my package has arrived!
mirthpants! the dog bit my leg and it's bleeding a lot!

by baron December 24, 2003

mirth control pill

A male birth control pill.

10 shots of Jack Daniels and a 30 pack of Keystone light is the most effective mirth control pill known to man.

by sdavis November 22, 2009

mirth control

What a really bad comedian engages in.

We thought we might enjoy the comedy club but apparently the comedian had taken a mirth control pill and wasn't funny at all.

by Goodmalood December 11, 2008

Mirth mobile

When you drive a small car, usually a red Hyundai Accent and the flex pipe flies off the car.

Hey Donnie, stealing the Mirth mobile for a minute.

by Roscopico April 9, 2022

mirth defect

mirth defect,
1. n. Having an active sense of humor and eclectic world outlook where jokes and funny comments go over most people's heads

Rock antagonizes people wherever he goes. He thinks he has a mirth defect.

by Immodest April 19, 2025

partial mirth abortion

The act of cutting off someone's joke by beating them to the punchline.

A: Hey, did you tell your co-workers that joke I told you last night?
B: Yeah.
A: Well, how did it go over?
B: It was a 'partial mirth abortion'. I was pausing, as you should for comedic effect... just about ready to tell the punchline..... and some jerk beat me to it.

by Bryan Gilbreath March 1, 2011