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Minneapolis Steamer 

Similar to the Cleaveland Steamer, but performed not with solid fecal matter, but with the free flowing fecal matter of diarrhea.

While lovers are having intercourse, one will release the diarrhea onto the other's face and body and spread it all over them with their body and limbs.
Jeremy wasn't feeling very well one night, and in an attempt to perform the Cleaveland Steamer on his partner, he accidentaly let out the Minneapolis Steamer. Jeremy and his partner then made the best of the situation and beganing rubbing the fecal matter all over each other.
Minneapolis Steamer by pspazz August 29, 2008

Minneapolis Skyline 

When a girl bends over and her shirt raises revealing skin, thong, tattoo, etc
Lola dropped her keys and showed me the Minneapolis Skyline

Minneapolis Sketch-Book

When a toothless whore with only three limbs, usually called Sloppy Sue, donates her body for up coming tattoo artist to practise on her body as a canvas. In return she is given a weekly allowance of $2 American Dollars.
"Damn man I haven't had a customer in a while" "You got 2 dollars?" "Yeah!" "You should get yourself a Minneapolis Sketch-Book!"

south minneapolis 

Absolute hell on earth. Burned to the ground in a series of riots following the murder of George Floyd. Never ever go here as the only things that made it good, the Target and Wendy’s were both ransacked and burnt.

This is a town of anarchy where police have little to no control over the people. Phrases like “Fuck 12” are shouted through the streets day and night.

Never go here.
A: “This place is an anarchist hellhole! Let’s get out of here!”
B: “Yeah, it’s almost as bad as South Minneapolis
south minneapolis by PG1111 May 29, 2020

Minneapolis 

The City in the state of good ol' Minnesota. The biggest city too (in the state at least). Minneapolis is most famous for the founding city and headquarters of Target. Minneapolis is apart of the Twin Cities Metro Area with the City of Saint Paul, the Capital City of Minnesota just next door. Prince, yes Prince was born and raised here in Minneapolis! Minneapolis has over 400K residents living in the city and over 3 Million living in the Twin Cities Metropolitan Area.

Unfortunately every city has its downsides, Minneapolis is seeing a surge in crimes and in 2020 there were riots due to the killing of George Floyd. But Minneapolis is recovering from the violence, protests, and riots. Over majority of the protests for George Floyd remained Peaceful.

On a lighter note, Minneapolis has many many parks, unique businesses/restaurants, lots of traffic, and jobs. In Uptown Minneapolis there is a famous nail place called "Little Luxuries Nail Lounge" that did (Sunisa Lee) Suni Lee's Nails for the Tokyo 2020 Olympics.

Did you know that Minneapolis is building a few new skyscrapers? One of them is the tallest residential building the the state of Minnesota!
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Kelly, how was Minneapolis?

Oh Minneapolis was pretty great!

2.

Have you seen Minneapolis? There are like so many parks!

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Did you hear about that Sunisa Lee got her nails done at Little Luxuries Nail Lounge in Uptown Minneapolis?

No, I surprisingly did not hear that Sunisa Lee got her nails there in Uptown Minneapolis.

Minneapolis Layover

Quick, anonymous sex in a airport restroom, public park, or other semi-public place while en route to another location. Usually practiced by gay men.
That Minneapolis Layover really fucked up Senator Larry Craig's career.
Minneapolis Layover by jodabo September 11, 2007