Ministry of sound

Huge successful dance club in London. Very influential in the European dance scene. Produces some of the best albums around such as Euphoria and Clubbers Guide.
Another club as good as Ministry is cream in Liverpool.

Im going to Ministry tonight!

by Essexguy June 27, 2005

Ministry of Darkness

a large satanic group led by the Undertaker during the Attitude Era of the early 1999 that performed evil rituals and human sacrifice.

members:
undertaker
paul bearer
faarooq
bradshaw
mideon
viscera
gangrel
christian
edge

Ministry of Darkness is a large group filled with satanic theme led by the Undertaker. They kidnap people to join his group.

by Travis Rashawn September 25, 2006

not my ministry

noun. 1. something that one will never do, no matter the circumstance
2. an action that is not one’s calling or purpose in life

Coddling the ego of a grown man is not my ministry

by Susie_Carmichael March 17, 2019

Ministry of Truth

The single most malevolent thing I've ever heard in my life. Jesus Christ....

Iam "I just don't understand why you guy have to be this way... Ministry of Truth!?"

Hym " Holy shit! Is the logo a picture of Baphomet with an Illuminati symbol floating over his head!? The is some ominous shit! I love it but WOW! The shit is evil! Like, even for me that shit is evil."

Iam "God... Why?"

by Hym Iam April 30, 2022

Ministry of Magic

1. The wizarding version of the British government in the Harry Potter book series.
2. A Wizard Rock or Wrock band.

1. 'The Ministry of Magic are clueless about Sirius Black's whereabouts.'
'Tell me about it!'

2. 'Did you catch the Ministry of Magic at Portus?'
'Yeah! They were amazing!'

by Stella. x December 9, 2008

decolletage ministry

This term refers to the practice of advertising one's religiousity by wearing significant decolletage and having a cross suspended between the breasts. This is especially effective if the practitioner has either very prominent breasts or is not wearing a bra.

Jessica, who was both very religious and had been embarassed by her rather prominent breasts, made them into a spiritual asset by practicing decolletage ministry. She found it more effective than the John 3:16 signs.

by evil pop tart May 30, 2009

Pistol Ministry

Definition: Killing someone for not converting to your certain belief, religion, and or cult.

Background: In the old west, cowboys would shoot Native Americans that wouldn't convert to Christianity.

That man's pistol ministry has had a drastic effect on the Native American culture.

by Eeth'n January 16, 2005