Crusty Minge

A minge suffering from a long period of draught. Usually adorned by a layer of crust made of dried vegma or yeast infection excretions.

My Tinder date had a crusty minge on her, she must havn't got laid in years!

by SkippyMinaj June 13, 2021

Minge Munchies

Common HSV or cold sore symptoms on one's face cause by excessive cunnalingus. Embarrassing to you, your woman, your doctor, your family and friends when discovered. AKA: Al Jolson face or reverse Al Jolson face.

Dude 1: Hey what's up with your face?
Dude 2: I went down on that new girl and got a dose of Minge Munchies.
Dude 1: Man, you look like Al Jolson, was she your Mammy?
Dude 2: Uncool, Bro! Uncool!
Dude 1: Was she on ragtime?
Dude 2: Enough!

by SaltyKnob March 23, 2017

Disco Minge

This refers to the state of the minge. After a night clubbing the minge will get sweaty and unpleasent to the taste and smell

"Dude, you go down on her?"
"Yeah, but didn't stay, she had disco minge"

by mr_pr December 11, 2006

mingeritus

An incredibly ugly girl who is dating an attractive guy, suddenly the girl becomes unbearably arrogant and condescending towards her family, friends and work colleagues. This situation particularly arises when a guy is using the girl for his own sexual gratification.

Ah mate, recently my bird is so up herself . She's coming down with a serious case of mingeritus!

by JH'82 June 21, 2007

minger

a male or female who fell out of the ugly tree at birth and hit every branch on the way down

God that girl/boy is so minging she really needs to work on her personality

by dolly dagger March 30, 2003

Minge licker

A person who takes great pleasure from sticking their tongue instead a vagina

Julie: Hey Sue, how’s your Dave doing?
Sue: Great, Julie. He has actually become a really great minge licker. It’s great!

by WonkyTits February 22, 2023

Minge licker

A person who takes great pleasure from sticking their tongue instead a vagina

Julie: Hey Sue, how’s your Dave doing?
Sue: Great, Julie. He has actually become a really great minge licker. I’ve stopped wearing knickers to give him quick minge access!

by WonkyTits February 22, 2023