mindfreak

n 1: a modern day mystifier who utilizes skills beyond the category of magic. 2: the result of something incomprehensible.

I've been mindfreaked. That was a total mindfreak. He is such a mindfreak.

by Jess March 11, 2004

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Mindbreasting

The art of cold-calling under false pretences to generate cash flow or mentally outclassing someone through various forms of communication. The formal pronounciation is Mindbrrrreasting. (The rrrrolling of the R)

John spent hours and hours mindbreasting on the March Apartment Guide.
Person 1: What are you doing today?
Person 2: Mindbrrrreasting
Person 1: Oh you mean dialing for dollars?
Person 2: Yeah my dad's in a trade, im gonna see if I can get my hands in someone elses cookie jar.
Also:
Person 1: Hows the mindbrrrreasting going?
Person 2: The only responces I get are from ass-faggits and riverfucktards.
Person 3: Fuck calling, you should start mail-merger mindbrrrreasting. Then we can go speening and after go to Pasqualay and Excelsiorrrr.

by Robbo SD September 21, 2005

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the mindfreak

To give your girl the business, switch with your friend in the middle and once she looks out the window she see's you waving but once she looks back to see whose doin her its you again...THE MNIDFREAK!

The Mindfreak:"I was making love to my boyfriend when all of a sudden I see him waving to me out the window. My mind was blown so I waited a second gathered myself and thought was that really him...nahh but then I decided to check anyway and when I turned around poof he was there railing me just like before... but I smelled like his best friends cologne...wyrd?"

MMMMMIIIIIIIINNNNNDDDDFFFFFRRRRREEEEAAAAAKKKKKK!

by the new age houdini August 24, 2009

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