Militard

A person who blindly worships the army, military, soldiers and glorifies war. Strongly opposes people with pacifist opinions. Usually connected with strong feeling of nationalism.

Me: "I don't think wars and violence are the right solution."
Militard: "Shut the fuck up your fucking hippie! Stop living in a world of rainbows and unicorns and learn to fucking respect our great, heroic army which protects our lives every day and salute the beautiful flag of our magnificent country! Ffs the people are so sensitive pussies nowadays."

by LukeRaven April 15, 2018

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milftarded

A milf who proclaims herself as such, usually on a T-shirt she's wearing, but forgets to change the "I" for a "Y" and essentially states that she'd like to fuck herself.

Can also be applied to a self-proclaimed mylf who really isn't and you probably wouldn't.

That mother of five is so milftarded - it takes more than a T-shirt to be hot!

by nifer September 10, 2006

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Multitarded

The opposite of multitalented. Completely unable to complete any task at hand.

This guy says he's multitalented but by the look of his work I'd say he's multitarded.

by Mopar Mike June 6, 2020

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militaretarded

People in the military that use their enlisted status to pick up

Boy: "So I'm an officer in the Navy."
Girl to other girl: "He is so militaretarded"

by SCADLax October 26, 2012

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miketarded

when you're name is mike and you are completely retarded. You manage to spell simple words wrong and you don't understand things until they are explained to you slowly, but everyone still loves you.

Mike: "I really don't get what you mean!"

Friend: "You're miketarded!"

by highlandboy April 10, 2012

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