mizgin

Has big beautiful brown eyes
loyal af

would do anything for her friends

sensitive

having her in your life is a gift from god

hot

Person A:"Who is the first person you'd go to if you needed advi-"
Person B:"Mizgin."

by mariouma January 5, 2017

Milking the cow

When you get a crappy job with tiny pay so you do less work for the same pay as the other guy. Anything from playing Nitrome on an office computer when no one's looking to taking 10 minute vape breaks to watching funny videos. When the pay is increased, you do more work so you no longer milk the cow.

I'm getting payed 30 dollars for helping to fix a basement for 3 hours, might as well be milking the cow. Vape break!

by HawaiianPunch1 February 12, 2023

Cock milking

This term is defined as the act of manual stimulation to the loins of a willing male - either by another male or a female. The loins of the male are stroked in a rhythmical fashion ; often from behind so as to resemble the milking of a bovine by a milking maiden. This results in a very pleasurable seminal emission by the male, usually captured in a tissue or some other receptacle.

‘Harold loves it when Maude has a go at cock milking. It gives him instant relief and means she can’t get pregnant!’

by Colonel Barnaby January 21, 2023

Artificial chocolate milking

A man fists a woman's ass while fucking her doggy style and proceeds to jerk himself off through her ass. Not to be confused with artificial strawberry milking which involves a man fucking a woman's ass while jacking himself off through the vagina.

Lawrence prefers an artificial chocolate milking with your wife's ass as she is far less flatulant than his own wife.

by Coco Sean August 10, 2016

Migginsworth

The most lethal and dangerous block in the world. only RN can come and go from Migginsworth

“Aye let’s drive down to migginsworth?”
“We can’t vro we not from there. well get ran up on by Theron’a savages”

by Benny Harlem November 15, 2018

milking studs

A male strip club located in Austin, Texas.

I dance nightly at the male male strip club called Milking Studs, and I swear you bought a dance from me.

by definition guy2610 March 11, 2017

milking a dead rat

to be involved in an extremely frustrating and tedious activity with unclear or disappointing results. (origin of the phrase is attributed to an archaic Russian jargon).

1) - Why did John drop out of the grad school after 8 years?
- His advisor was nuts. John was milking a dead rat all this time.

2) Dude, trying to sleep with her before marriage is like milking a dead rat.

by buches October 9, 2012