A man who breathes dragons which in turn breathe fire laden with more dragons at his opponents. He's not one to be trifflin' with. He can turn any object into pure, uncut cocaine, which he then in turn eats for sustenance because regular food is below him. He has the cock of the constellation Orion (just look for star below Orion's belt, then imagine the distance between those stars... yeah.) and can swing it like a spider monkey jumping a 50 foot gap to catch that last falling coconut. Woman throw themselves from 40-story buildings in his direction at the very utterance of his name, surviving the fall only because Michalski is there to catch them, and then give them the red-hot dicking they so carelessly throw themselves towards him for. He can jump buildings, swallow lightning and piss rivers of whiskey. One bad-ass, motherfucker.
Girl: That guy over there is really cute. Do you think I'd have a chance?
Girl: I don't know hun... I've heard he's a huge Michalski.
Girl: I don't know hun... I've heard he's a huge Michalski.
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Get the michal taco mug.Michalynn is usually a tall girl with brown or blonde hair she is very funny loves to do makeup but is very insecure she dosent care what people think about her but she is always off and on with boys she gets decent grades and loves sports but not soccer she has many friends but about 2 really really close friends she loves to sing and have fun she is not shy at all she is also very fashionable she loves food But is very skinny she loves to watch movies and chill with her friends
There is michalynn she looks great today I love the dress she is wearing but didn’t she just break up with her boyfriend
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