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Mike Gravel

The 2008 presidential candidate with the biggest balls. Man, that guy has balls the size of his homestate (Alaska).

He has said stuff like, that the "war was lost the day that George Bush invaded Iraq on a fraudulent basis." He doesn't have his finger to the wind. He just tells the damn truth. He's like the little boy in the Emperor's New Clothes.

Gravel has a campaign video (you can find it on the internet) where he just stares into the camera for a good two minutes and then picks up a rock and throws it in a pond and just walks off.

Balls, I tell you!
Man, that Mike Gravel dude has some ginormous balls.
by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd July 28, 2007
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Mike Grella

worlds best soccer player. legend from glen cove long island who went to duke on a full ride and then went to play for leeds united in england coca cola league 1. No worries Grella fans, he will move up in the ranks.
yo did you see that hatrick Mike Grella scored for leeds united?
by Grellas number one fan March 15, 2009
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Mike Gravel

The man who could bring the United States to the prestige that our forefathers envisioned, if only he could garner votes. The most courageous & honest man in politics. He opposed the war in Iraq to begin with, and has an exit strategy to have troops back home in 4 months - 120 DAYS!

He wrote a book entitled "CITIZEN POWER". READ IT!
by VoteGravel March 25, 2008
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mike gravel

A 2008 presidential candidate that has some of the most radical policy changes. Included are legalizing marijuana and lowering the drinking age to 18. Of course people don't like these things and so will never vote for him.
Ah well Mike Gravel, I'll still vote for you.
by eridaniiii March 10, 2008
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mike goss

the definition of an extreme male hottie, originating from the hottest man on myspace, who most probably has some homosexual or possibly bisexual tendancies. but who cares, he's one piece of hot shit. :)
by anonymous_xxxx January 27, 2008
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mike gordon

A talented bassist, composer, and writer, most famous for his career as bassist for the excellent and celebrated band Phish. After the band's breakup in 2004, Mike entered into a collaboration with guitar legend Leo Kottke, resulting in their exploratory album, Clone, and a limited tour. Mike also appeared several times with the Benevento-Russo Duo. In 2005, he rebanded with Leo to produce a second album, Sixty Six Steps, and the two again toured.

Mike's Phish-era solo work includes the psychoanalytic Inside In, which he produced during the Hiatus. He was also the author of Mike's Corner, a column which appeared regularly in the band's publication, the Doniac-Schvice, and also on the Phish website through July of 2003. The column was adapted into a book of short stories of the same name, with illustrations by Mike's then-fiancee, Priscilla Foster. A film maker all his life, Mike has produced an independent film, Outside Out, among others; he also directed Phish's one and only music video, Down With Disease.

Mike Gordon, now in his early forties, lives in Vermont.

See also Cactus, Phish, and Mike's Groove
by annie November 9, 2005
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Mike Gordon

The bassist who also served as a songwriter and singer for the legendary jam band Phish from the mid 80's to 8/15/04 at the Coventry Festival where Phish played their last show. He is famous for his sick slap bass technique, legendary bass tone, and compositions like Mike's Song.
Mike Gordon and the Benevento/Russo Duo played a nearly hour long jam of "Foam" in Athens, GA, recently.
by Zachée Elliée September 22, 2005
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