mikusexual

A sexual orientation in which one is sexually attracted to the virtual popstar hatsune miku and variants of her. Mikusexual people can be attracted to hatsune miku, mikudayo, shiteyanyo, zatsune miku, hatsune mikuo, hachune miku, and other fanloids designed to represent miku. Not included is kagami kawaiine, because she is not miku chan san tan sama kun, and other fanloids not designed to represent miku.

"Mikusexual is such a great and valid sexuality!"
"fuck off pleb"

by jellyfish288 January 26, 2021

Mikestigator

My ksti gaye ter. Slang term for the instigator named mike.There is at least one mikestigator within every group of friends.definition: the guy named mike whom always starts she amongst friends by making comments and gestures pitting one person against the other.A real asshole, a mikestigator carefully plans his day before arriving to a get together, just to see how much shit he can stir.

"Damn, those two are at it again? Wheres the mikestigator who caused this shit,? Again........

by Guadalupe pineda July 8, 2014

Mikeswankin

Handsome male with a very huge penis. the word swank meaning Extremely cool; smooth; kickass
Adv. When something is of nice value and hella- ballin

"there go Mikeswankin"

by Mikeswankin April 20, 2018

Jersey Mikes Friday

The most glorious day of the week. Only the greatest of all come together, hold hands, and pray to the jersey mikes gods. They then shake hands and say "happy jersey mikes friday men" and continue along their path. It is said that if you partake in this event you become of a higher status, very close to a godly figure.

Happy Jersey Mikes Friday to you all.

Can you believe it's Jersey Mikes Friday? I definitley can't!
Thank you to all of you for joining me on this holy day of Jersey Mikes Friday.

by tungachunga January 19, 2020

mikesturbate

When you masturbate to a Michael Jackson Video, Song, Movie, or to thinking about Michael Jackson Sexually

I'm going to Mikesturbate to the in the closet music video.

by Lastchancebitch September 13, 2015

Mikes Hard Effect

Named for Mikes Hard Lemonade, which everyone knows is a drink for women, but is probably really good, and if you drink it once you will like it and order it out with the guys and they will ridicule you forever.

Can be applied to addictive things (drinking, smoking, certain foods) or just things you don't want to like (appletinis, teen dramas on tv, crocs)

Michael is watching One Tree Hill again. He watched that crap once and now he is suffering from the Mikes Hard Effect.

by UNCFrady October 23, 2008

mikes

A term in common usage by the military for minutes. Comes from the phonetic alphabet where "M" is "Mike"

"Roger, I'll be with you in two mikes."

by "Yak" January 9, 2006