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migraine

A migraine is basically a headache on steroids. Migraines are caused from swellings of veins in the brain. It's probably one of the worst feelings ever. It can range from a pain in one side of a head to all over. Imagine a hammer constantly being slammed into your head over and over and over. The constant pulsing of pain. It will disable you're daily routine.

You also become sensitive to light and sound and feel like you're gonna puke. Even the slightest light is irritating. The best thing to do is just sit in a dark quiet room and fall asleep. Don't take pills because you will just throw them up. Most of the time a good sleep will get rid of the pain.

Most people experience one migraine per lifetime. But obviously it varies per person.
1.) I used to have migraines all the time in my early teen years. I had to be hospitalized once. It sucked so much. Thank god I outgrew them.

2.) "I have a migraine, fuck off."

3.) Like I said earlier, it is probably the most painful thing ever to experience.
by aldwardo November 22, 2006
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migraine

A headache which might have been invented by the Marquis de Sade. Something that makes you regret - well, whatever you've done wrong in this world.
Shut up, this migraine is driving me crazy.
by adolorido October 4, 2016
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Migrained

A word used to describe that you are suffering from migraine attack.. where migraines are super-headaches which gives you a feeling of hell on earth !!
Dude I have been migrained, I can't make it to the bar !!
by M.B.T October 12, 2010
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migraine

Man, I have a migraine.
Damn, that sucks.
by darwingcster September 9, 2010
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Oscar Migraine

A migraine headache attributed to when a mans penis is repeatedly slapped across a womens forehead. The name is derived from a popular American hotdog, Oscar Mayer.
I slapped my wife head so hard with my foot long cock that she had an Oscar Migraine the next day.
by MisterWhite&Chatty June 16, 2010
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migraine headache boy

A person who is annoying all the time and gives people migraines and headaches
Boy: Hey have you heard of Justin Beiber? He sucks, Did you know he sucks? I have a cat his name is Jerald and he is very old but I still love him (blabs on and on)
Person: (mutters) Hello, Migraine Headache Boy.
by Fam Squad May 28, 2016
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ISO Migraine

A throbbing, dull pain within the centre of your brain, caused by excessive reading, translating or building of company security policy documents.
I've read so many damn policies now its given me an ISO migraine.
by bazzybizzle December 14, 2020
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