Where lonely souls get together to make friends- but fail and perish to the deep and gaping hole of the scarce amount of vaginas available at this depressing school.
by Ragreys February 22, 2017
a place where you can not only find drugs and STDs, but a place where there are no real gangsters, fat chicks blocking the hallways, and the bathrooms always smell like smoke from the hard-asses when they really need a bog.
Student1: Hey, new kid, what school did you come from?
NewKid: Nowhere, just a place called Middlesex High School.
Student1: Haha! what a doof!
NewKid: Nowhere, just a place called Middlesex High School.
Student1: Haha! what a doof!
by Fresh_4694 January 25, 2009
A happy place, full of friends and drama! originally a farming club it has now become more modern with cclogging, cooking, RC cars, and mini golf. At our fair, you can buy all sorts of foods, deep fried cheese cake, cat on a stick, and that stuff that looks like chicken. our teen council puts on the greatest haunted house in NJ every october.
Rachel: Boy bobby, you sure seem to be in love with that mini-golf course.
Bobby:yeah, middlesex 4-H has me hooked on it.
Laura: Abbie! we need to go get deep fried chocolate covered cheese cake on a stick.
Abbie: why?
Laura: because we are frome middlesex 4-H!
Dan: Teen councils haunted house rocks!
Heffer: I know, it's all because it was built in middlesex, by 4-Hers
Bobby:yeah, middlesex 4-H has me hooked on it.
Laura: Abbie! we need to go get deep fried chocolate covered cheese cake on a stick.
Abbie: why?
Laura: because we are frome middlesex 4-H!
Dan: Teen councils haunted house rocks!
Heffer: I know, it's all because it was built in middlesex, by 4-Hers
by be kool March 16, 2009
A school where when there is a snow storm and we only get a delay opening. A place where the bathrooms get locked because of people smoking in them. Where people think they’re ghetto and shit. And act all tuff. This place just ain’t it. Where the hallways smell like body odor and piss. Where people don’t know how to flush🙄
Girl: “ what school do you go to”
Guy: “ Don’t laugh, but I got to Middlesex High School”
Girl: “...”
Guy: “ Don’t laugh, but I got to Middlesex High School”
Girl: “...”
by Lmaooooo461 February 12, 2019
by JTrappy2 March 04, 2022
Middlesex University is the smallest in the UK, the events are shit but wildddd. People who go here are hard af
Middlesex University is so small
by Kat007 December 17, 2020