microwave

a device that uses magic power to heat food up. they often make a beeping noise when they are finished working there magic

I though i had a well bred microwave , then it goes and uses lanuage like that. how rude!

by afi_al January 19, 2006

Microwave

A type of execution used by favela (slum) gangs in Rio de Janeiro where old tired are stacked up around a person until only his head is sticking out. Gasoline is then poured in up to his ankles and the whole thing is ignited from the inside. The tire rubber fuels an incredibly hot fire that sends thick plumes of black smoke into the air. A mound of melted rubber is left over that serves as a warning to others.

3 gang members were microwaved in the park yesterday.

by JoeCast August 6, 2011

Microwave

A box in the kitchen in which the lazy arses of society may cook food quickly. It should have no metal inside it and have a turny turny table so it goes round and round. The food tastes better because it feels like it’s been to the Fairground.

“Ah, the microwave a modern gem”

“I say we just get together one evening and I will microwave up some left over Cottage Pie...”

“Did you hear about that sick geeza who microwaved a bumble-bee?”

microwave

by Superfledge February 12, 2018

microwave

To heat up a relationship at an unnaturally speedy rate. Unfortunately, the resulting relationship often is more like a Hungry Man TV dinner than a slow-cooked paella. Again, credit to TT for this clever characterization.

A: So what's new with T and E?
K: Splitsville.
A: No way!
K: Way.
A: Well, they totally microwaved it.
K: Yeah. You'd think they were like lesbians or something.
A: Nope -- just two lonely men wanting something real.
K: Oh fucking well.
A: Too fucking bad.

by JohnnyAZ May 31, 2006

Microwave

Short for microwave oven. A machine used to cook food really fast especially, when you're in a hurry.

I need to put my dinner in the microwave.

by David December 9, 2003

Microwave

Part of the five body shapes: triangle, Dorito, cereal box, microwave and sphere

Wow they look like a total microwave

by _trashmuffin_ November 12, 2019

microwave

An alternate term for going down on a guy. Most commonly used when talking to someone in a public place.

Chica 1: "I heard you gave that buff guy in gym class microwave last night."

Chica 2: "Yeah he didn't last long, I've had a lot of practice."

by westfalia December 11, 2009