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micro nap

noun: falling asleep for no more than a few minutes at a time. usually taking place while in a seated position en route to a destination in a foreign country, it most notably occurs on tour buses of capital cities. a dream state isn't reached, but it's re-energizing ability is almost equivalent to a shot of espresso. the most common cause is due to jet-lag; no severe side effects; treatment is extended time spent in said foreign country
*on the bus*
"uncle, wake up! we're almost at our stop!"
"huh? oh! I'm awake!"
"are you still tired?"
"nope! took my micro nap! I'm good!"
by champs_elysees August 22, 2011
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Microraptor

Microraptors were avian dinosaurs measuring about a meter long and lived about 120 mya. Microraptors typically ate lizards and bugs, but they are also known to hunt down huge sauropods with success, and there has been a case when a Microraptor attacked Chuck Norris, who only escaped with his bare life.
A Microraptor is a scary dinosaur!
by WhoDatFreshBoi March 26, 2017
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Micronation

A small, usually unrecognised state or country. Micronation's are formed using the declarative theory of sovereignty, and that means it is only relevant within said Micronation's boarders.
"I am the founder of my own Micronation, no-one has recognised us, yet..."
by Bman111 February 18, 2017
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Micronation

While this once was a term indicating a small sovereign nations, it now refers to any group of people, or even an individual, self-proclaiming statehood under the auspices of a simulation or roleplaying game, as a hobby, or even simply for purposes of internet socializing, most commonly by children under the age of consent.

Do not confuse a micronation with a sessessionist state or Pocket State, the latter are serious political movements and groups.
That's not a real country! That's just St. Charlie or Atlantium, you know...micronations!
by Wantoon October 2, 2011
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Micronational War

A Micronational War Is when a Micronation Declares war on a other Micronation, Micronational War is not deadly, It's like a nerf war, But with airsoft at times (Usually airsoft) Actual rifles may be owned by a micronational owner but they wont use it, Cus It's not very legal to shoot someone, INFACT IT IS VERY ILLEGAL to shoot someone, Don't do that.
OI IMA DECLARE Micronational War ON YA!
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micronation

A small nation, usually based on the Internet.
I joined the micronation Amokolia on the internet.
by Jess H. November 18, 2007
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micronaut

a male human with a small penis who is completely unaware or unable to accept his diminuitive size and believes he can "conquer the universe" of women
Susan: I slept with Peter last night.

Friend: Oh yeah, how was he? He seems like THE MAN about town. Does he have big one?

Susan: OMG! No, he is such a micronaut. You wouldn't even know based on how he thinks he can get women.
by freshfields April 1, 2010
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