Microsuck

An insult to refer to Microsoft for their errors in console gaming ventures, such as the way the backwards compatibility in the x-box360 is flawed and has trouble working sometimes with what should have been easy games to incorporate into the system. Thus the angry response of "Damn you Microsuck!"
And possibly a "Dear ass faces letter"

Murphy:Dude whats wrong?
Ryan:Damn Microsuck and their stupid system!
Murphy:What?
Ryan:Okay if the game lags out during KOTR2 and I die at the START thats a fail on Microsuck.

by Irish teddy bear April 6, 2009

microfuck

A more suitable name for the company most widely known as Microsoft.

God damnit, microfuck just puked and froze everything. Now it's puking it's shit all over my desktop.

by j00dei-san sushi September 30, 2004

microcock

Bill Gates.

I'm not giving $200 to Microcock so I'll hack Windows xp activation.

by amnca November 5, 2003

Macrocock

The opposite of a micropenis.

"His dick was so big I couldn't even put it in my mouth. That motherfucker had a macrocock."

by Anna's Fault March 2, 2017

Micro$uckup

A tireless defender of Micro$oft and its products. Typically stays online 24/7 to rebut all criticism of the most holy of holies.

Jeez! Shista is a crawling P.O.S.!

What are you trying to say? You only HATE Microsoft for being successful!

What a Micro$uckup

by evildave August 12, 2009

microcock

A penis that is smaller than the ballsack. Often equals the size of a single peanut, and a person who has the microcock has trouble masturbating, thus using the left charging port of a TI-84 Plus calculator made by Texas Instruments.

-Wow, Andy has a fuckin microcock! It's a quarter inch long!
-Yay! My microcock grew by another millimeter! I definitely have to tell everyone on my myspace.

by uranmfer329 July 19, 2005

Microsuck

Get head from a midget.

....cant think of an examle for microsuck. Find a midget and experience it for your self

by guy mcgee May 13, 2010