micropenis

the word is in reference to the penis size of over 90% of Humvee owners.

his micropenis was the reason he bought his Humvee.

by reverendmo June 22, 2010

Micropenis

A penis so fucking small that when your girl pulls her pants down her dick is bigger than yours ( if so she's likely a guy so that's a problem but not problem # 1 cause that's your dick size if you've got a micropenis and the good thing is that you managed to get a girlfriend when you have a micropenis so congrats)

Dude did you see James's dick in the locker room? He had a micropenis! He was bein a fuckin idiot and was running around the locker room in his boxers and they fell down to his ankles!

by GIANT COCK GANG 69 March 20, 2020

micropenis

A penis under 3 inches in length

borgos pet turtle has a larger penis than him, that was the moment he realized he had a micropenis

by el carbo April 4, 2007

Micropenis

A condition where one has a tiny penis, under 3 inches in length.

Jess: Do you want to have sex?
Dan: Okay.
Jess: Sorry, I don't smoke.
Dan: HEY! That's my penis!
Jess: That's your penis Dan? Oh my God, it is tiny! You have a micropenis!

by Steve-O McQueev-O February 3, 2010

micropenis

someone with less then 3 inches of penis size. extremely small endowment; extra tiny penis

Small Paul from atlantic city, is italian, and has a micropenis. we call him "peewee" and "buttondick" because it is less then 1/2 inch. He has no shaft either. Poor pwee is dickless and we all laugh at him and his micro-pecker!! lol dickless

by rickydelcamin January 15, 2009

micropenis

Tiny penis usually less than 2 inches in length.

Lafonda refuses to have sex with Jamal because he had a micropenis.

by Jamal Jackson Jay April 3, 2010

micropenis

a dick under 2.5 inches when stretched
also scott lathams secret fethish

that boy has a micropenis!!
"mmmm looovely mocropenis" (scott latham)

by bowboy in da hood April 1, 2003