by reverendmo June 21, 2010
A penis so fucking small that when your girl pulls her pants down her dick is bigger than yours ( if so she's likely a guy so that's a problem but not problem # 1 cause that's your dick size if you've got a micropenis and the good thing is that you managed to get a girlfriend when you have a micropenis so congrats)
Dude did you see James's dick in the locker room? He had a micropenis! He was bein a fuckin idiot and was running around the locker room in his boxers and they fell down to his ankles!
by GIANT COCK GANG 69 March 21, 2020
by el carbo March 31, 2007
Jess: Do you want to have sex?
Dan: Okay.
Jess: Sorry, I don't smoke.
Dan: HEY! That's my penis!
Jess: That's your penis Dan? Oh my God, it is tiny! You have a micropenis!
Dan: Okay.
Jess: Sorry, I don't smoke.
Dan: HEY! That's my penis!
Jess: That's your penis Dan? Oh my God, it is tiny! You have a micropenis!
by Steve-O McQueev-O February 02, 2010
Small Paul from atlantic city, is italian, and has a micropenis. we call him "peewee" and "buttondick" because it is less then 1/2 inch. He has no shaft either. Poor pwee is dickless and we all laugh at him and his micro-pecker!! lol dickless
by rickydelcamin January 15, 2009
by Jamal Jackson Jay April 03, 2010
by bowboy in da hood April 01, 2003