Melona

A feminine name that fits well for a woman that’s brave , beautiful, funny, full of life and courage. A melona can light up any room she walks in and any person to lay their eyes on a melona will be struck speechless with the beauty they have to offer in and out . She’s not one to mess with and she’s all about protecting the people she loves. This is melona a woman that’ll be down 9 times but get up 10.

Samantha - What is another way to say bright light

Jason - a melona ;)

by Melonadefinition July 25, 2019

Mayonnaise

White people.

"Benedict Cumberbatch is actually a giant glob of mayonnaise."

by iamNK March 15, 2015

meyondi

the action of squishing boobies

damn, she got some honkers. i want to meyondi her

by boob.lover August 13, 2021

Melon Brothers

Two guys who frequently bring melon (watermelon, rockmelon, etc) for each other. The melon is usually nicely prepared (cut in regular sized cubes) to impress the other guy. They will usually eat the melon together and in front of other people to strengthen the melon bond. Melon brothers are usually very protective of each other.

Dude, don't you know we are melon brothers. I will fuck you up if say anything bad about my melon brother.

by EvgenyIsGreat May 16, 2010

Grace The Melon

The most perfect person that has ever stepped foot on this planet. Just talking to her gives you butterflies plus a massive smile on your face.
She cares ALOT as well.
Talk to her for a long time and next thing you know, she stole your heart.
She also has this smile, where just looking at it makes you smile.
She is extremely cute and gorgeous.

Grace The Melon made my day once again.

by Sir. Lemon October 25, 2022

Mayonnaise is not a vegetable

Only the most educated of people can understand that mayonnaise is not a vegetable and know that it is also not a state of mind

That kid looks smart he probably knows that mayonnaise is not a vegetable

by Mayonnaise is not a vegetable September 10, 2019

slippery melon

A bald man's head after a ripe and juicy woman rubs her vulva on his scalp. Her delicious cream is used as a polish to bring the scalp to a glistening sheen. The longer she rubs, the shinier the head. The grooming habits of the woman don't matter, as her pubic hair can add to the luster.

That bald man sure gets a lot of pussy...check out his slippery melon!

That old stud sure knows how to make a girl cum her panties, check out that slippery melon.

Better bring your shades to Grandpa's pool party, there's gonna be a lot of slippery melon.

by BaldDaddyO July 12, 2017