Mexican't 

1.When you are too full from eating mexican food to stay awake or generally function.

2. A pessimistic Mexican

1. I'd love to go to the movies, but I'm totally Mexican't from those chicken enchiladas!
2. Jose is so negative. What a Mexican't.

Mexican't by angrygravel February 12, 2010

Mexican't 

A person whom is Mexican but may or may not be mixed with another race. This person can't speak Spanish, can't eat spicy foods, can't be in the sun too long, can't swim or dance salsa. All the stereo typical things one thinks a Mexican is known for this person can't do.

Did you notice Erika didn't eat the salsa I made? Oh didn't you know she is a Mexican't!

Mexican't by mavenmke February 12, 2020

Mexican’t 

I show up for work at noon, drive a 75,000$ truck, and let my father do all the work for our family pool business. I’m always on time for the payday$$

No, I don’t speak Spanish.

Mexican’t is a person of Mexican descent who is an Americanized millennial, therefore lazy & entitled, and also doesn’t speak Spanish.

Mexican’t by Jennifurrrrr January 7, 2022

Mexican T-shirt 

a paper toilet seat cover or ass gasket often found in public restrooms.

Always use a Mexican T-shirt when crapping at the gas station.

Mexican T-shirt by dankrab March 22, 2008

Mexican't Food

The feeling to go out with your friends for Mexican food, yet not want to eat anything there.

Steve : Dude, just order a taco or something. I'll buy.

Alex : Nah, I'm not really in the mood. I'll just hit up a Wendy's or something.

Steve : Alright, enjoy your Mexican't Food then.

Mexican't Food by Could+Be+Racist September 14, 2010

mexican trashcan 

The act of vomiting into a lady's vagina after consuming several tacos. Not to be confused with a Mexican Dumpster which is vomiting into an anus.

I was so wasted last night that I gave my lady a Mexican Trashcan.

mexican trashcan by Coco Sean October 31, 2015

The Mexican Tumbleweed 

Part 1: To shave off all your pubic hair and roll it in to a ball, using ejaculate as glue.

Part 2: sneak up on a sleeping or unconscious ( preferably naked ) victim.

Part 3: attempt to roll Said ball in to the open mouth of the target.

Hey man I gave Jenny The Mexican Tumbleweed last night, she almost choked. But it was funny as hell

The Mexican Tumbleweed by Finlonger October 21, 2014