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metzitzah

It is where a Jew man sucks the cock or shall it be called the blood from the cock of a Jew infant. This form of cock sucking is called suction or the metzitzah technique which is preformed during Brit milah which is a Jew ceremony for male circumcision. It is most often preformed in a snyogue where people watch and cheer for the child getting his cock sucked for the first time.
Person 1 Damn look at that line coming out of the synagogue, it stretches down the street!!
Person 2 O, cool, there must be a metzitzah going on……
Person 1, metzitzah… what the fuck is that?
Person 2 OMG forreals? Your so stupid, its when all the gay jew men from a given city line up to suck the cock of an 8 day old who is being circumcises. OMFG, get with the program.
by lovedmymetzitzah October 4, 2012
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A little sassy at times but a loving person and makes fun of people and will usually correct you of ur wrong
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metaliteral

When a statement is both metaphorical and literal at the same time.
Justin's friends wanted him to wake up metaliterally, both from his state of sleep and to the fact that he was wasting his days being a hermit in his room.
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Metalitopia

An overwhelming feeling of purity and perfect peace of the state of mind that is free from craving, anger and other afflictive states while one is a listening to or attending a Heavy Metal concert. The philosophical concept that we all could live in a perfect world if everyone just listened to a little metal music.
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metaliga

A disease caused by stupidity, in which you are lacking quickness of the mind.
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Bryce Metzler

A Person who has just been decapitated by a walrus!
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Methlish

“(n.) A broken dialect of English fueled by meth addiction and inbreeding originating in Florida.”
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