Motorbating

(verb) To love looking at a car so much that you feel that you may just be able to masturbate to it.

Guy 1: what we're you doing for an hour, alone in the garage?
Guy 2: Hmm? Nothing. Just uhh... you know lookin' at my new 67' Shelby...
Guy 1: Eww. Dude. You weren't motorbating to it were you?
Guy 2: No. No! of... course not...
Guy 1: ....Why the fuck do I even hang out with you?

by C.C. JAW VIII December 3, 2013

Motorbating

Motorbating: is the act of a guy motor boating a girl's tities while masterbating at the same time.

Damn I was motorbating that hoe last night!!!!

by Trip T March 10, 2009

Motorbating

Motorboating your penis until you ejaculate on a woman's breasts.

Did you see that video of the president motorbating Oprah?

by GBID December 10, 2011

menstrobating

when one usually female masterbaits while having they period.

when one who is with some who has they period does for that week.

i was menstrobating in the shower cause im on the rag.

by Guiseppi727 February 20, 2011

Motorbating

When a woman loves a man enough to drop to her knees and motorboat her significant others testi. This always ends with an ejaculation somewhat similar in scale to a prostate orgasm, only not homosexual.

Tyrone: yo, mang dat bitch motorbating me all good, i was like daaaaayum.

Jamal: Shiiiit Maaayn

by chadwardenlikesdick April 12, 2011

microbating

When someone's microphone is spazzing out due to input error or messing with the receiver causing a loud an disruptive noise, interrupting conversations in a microphone chat.

We had to kick Christian from the Skype call because he just couldn't stop microbating. spazzing

by SkeletonInYourCloset May 20, 2014

Macrobating

macrobating
/ˈmæk.rəʊˌbeɪ.tɪŋ/, adjective

Characterized by an exclusive reliance on macroeconomic factors while disregarding technical analysis and market narrative, often resulting in a skewed interpretation of market dynamics.

Describing an investor or analyst who, in their decision-making, prioritizes broad economic indicators over short-term technical signals and qualitative market trends.

The act of focusing exclusively on macroeconomic factors while ignoring the technical or narrative elements that drive the market. It is a blend of "macro" (referring to macroeconomics) and "debating" (or "masturbating" as a play on self-indulgence), implying an obsession with broad economic indicators at the expense of other important factors.

"During the trading meeting, while everyone else was dissecting charts, Tom was off macrobating about GDP and inflation so intensely that he completely missed the bounce on the monthly pivot point."

by anonymous March 27, 2025