methasa

methasa is a very funny, witty person. she always makes you smile even though she can be a bit of a jerk from time to time. methasa is smart and love to help people who deserve it. she's always there for someone no matter what and would stay by their side forever. methasa will always bring a smile to your face so if you have one as a friend you are incredibly lucky.

"hey" - some random person
"hi, you look good today" - methasa
'the random person would smile'

by memehehe88 February 21, 2022

methasha

A methasha is a girl who obsesses a little bit too much over any kind of sitcom. She is a literal goddess. She is also an amazing make up artist but never wears it out when she should.

ME: "Have you seen Friends"

METHASHA: "OMG I LOVE FRIENDS. BEST SITCOM EVER"
*proceeds to recite the whole script of Friends*

by vODAK69 May 22, 2022

methystolalia

raving while in a state of intoxication.

Would pouring cold water over a person high on alcohol and raving a lot stop his methystolalia?

by uttam maharjan June 20, 2011

methasaurus

A very large person who is addicted to, and constantly taking large doses of, meth.

"Yo! Look at that crackhead."

"Yeah she's a methasaurus!"

by 69asaurus April 15, 2017

Methias Pretesourious

A Mathias Pretesourious is a large turtle like creature. It moves slowly but with the utmost precision. The creature has 3 meals a day consisting of breakfast, lunch, and dinner. The creature is HUGE, towering at about 5'11" and 135 pounds. They are always a cute creature, resulting in the females flocking to the large mammal. The creature lives in New England and is EXTREMELY RARE. It is an unregistered endangered species.

The Methias Pretesourious was seen walking along the field with females following.

by Mammal_mans December 3, 2018

Methias

a big loser who often reminds people of a snake

person 1: Is that a snake?
person 2: No its Methias.

by kissme2005 October 21, 2019

Methasaurus Rex

A meth user that has gone zombie from using too much meth for too long and who no longer needs food or sleep because they run on amphetamines and nuclear brain fuel.

The Methasaurus Rex went berserk when the drug dealer told them there were no drugs and ripped the fender off the dealer's car.

by Jamiesaurus March 11, 2021