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methematics

"the act of solving mathematical equations while stoned as fuck - interstingly making the whole process of solving quicker and more efficient"
Coming home from a party at 3 in the morning. Stoned. Drunk. Realizing you have a very important assignment due the next day. Sitting at the table staring at the sheet of paper. At first only seeing weird symbols. Suddenly everything comes into place and you start doing your math at supernatural speed. Afterwards dropping on the floor. Blackout. Wake up in the morning from hangover. Swag. Methematics.
by chickenaldskjf February 6, 2014
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methametics

Basically math but you do meth as well.
Today we had methametics!
by yaboibails August 15, 2021
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Methmatics

Methmatics is mathematics done on meth, including Adderall, Dexidrine, Ritalin, Vyvanse, etc. People who do methmatics are constantly writting and can go for hours without a break. Any one who tries to disrup the methmatician while hes working, may be turned away.
Hey, what are you studying today? Methmatics or Physics?
by Methmatics November 6, 2021
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Methamatician

A purveyor of methmatics, usually having a PhD in math or physics. Usually a high school chemistry teacher.
Dayum, Mr Harder one gangsta ass nyukkah. He be doin' dem methmatics all day. He be one hella methamatician nigga.
by The Big Dies October 4, 2010
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Methamatician

A meth user that can covert any number in to grams instantly...
Anyone can be a self taught methamatician
by DEEBO DUVALL September 3, 2023
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Methmatics

The mistaken belief that the best way to recoup lost money from a poorly thought out business is to further invest money into the same model.

“Damn it we smoked all that last batch of meth and now the dealer is going to kills us. Better get some more meth so we can raise the funds to pay him back”
Yeah sure I will invest in your crack dealing business, the methmatics are clear, there is no way we will lose everything.
by Cracky mc crackhead August 2, 2024
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