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message to garcia

Doesn't matter how something happens, just that it does happen.
Boss: I need all these boxes loaded into the truck.

Worker: OK should I use the forklift?

Boss: I don't care, message to garcia that shit.
by IL4DD November 3, 2017
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message man

Some one you shouldn't talk trash to about someone else
Please use discretion when you're messing with the message man
by Iddybiddy January 7, 2017
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message board

A website in which, contrary to the popular beliefs of the newbies, is not a chat room.
Also known as a forum, message boards are much slower than the average chat room.
by Johnny Rocketfingers September 6, 2003
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Message Service

Annoying pop-ups that frequently come on every 5 minutes
While I while cybering with someone, I got Message Service again!
by Kikaider June 26, 2003
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message board junkie

A no-life loser who spends all his waking hours on an internet message board.

He'll flood the board, respond to almost every thread, and post dozens of times per day, just to see his name there.

He thinks he's clever, funny, and intelligent when he really isn't. He's just a dumb troll.
He'll try to create a persona of that of a successful happy person with a life, but he's really just a retarded freak who spends all day on his fat ass in front of computer chatting on a message board.
"Man, that idiot lives on this board...he's a message board junkie."
by killerjoe27 April 27, 2010
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message me

To ask someone to send you a short SMS-type message from one mobile device to another. Telling a person to "message me" is the same as saying "text me", but sounds a lot cooler, and has a nicer ring to it.
Guy: "Message me when the movie is over and we'll connect over coffee."
Girl: "Will do!"
by marksuniverse May 1, 2013
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message board massacre

1.when a person(s) completly pwns alot of people on a message board. Sometimes so bad that the victim(s) have run out of insults.

Also refered to as MBM or MBMs, noobs are most vunerable to being massacred in one of these onslaughts of literature.

To avoid being massively pwn't in an MBM, watch what you say, anything foolish could make you phail.

2. Also used as if a lot of people on a message board team up against a person (usually a noob) and all of them begin to insult the victom senslessly.
1.blueDS: super-man 64 was totally baddass!

noobman: yeah, that was a great game i miss it. =(

1337pwner: you noobs need to STFU that was a rait lame game, and people are still vomiting over its stupidity

bellguy118: its a message board massacre, everybody leave!

2. scenekid414: does anybody know if i cen press start to pause the game?

Link713: dude, your a noob, dont talk again. EVER. friggen noobzor.

Lupo713: INSTANT PHAIL

DangerousTacos: FISSION MAILLED, noobert.

scenekid414: *cry*
by Dus10 August 24, 2007
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