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Merissuality

Merissuality is a natural variant of animal behavior that involves emotional, romantic, and / or sexual attraction to individuals of no fucking kind. In the definition of sexual orientation, merissuality is placed in the hetero-merissual continuum of human sexuality, and refers to the identity of an individual based on these attractions and belonging to a community of other individuals who share the same.

Since the mid-20th century, merissuality has gradually been disregarded as a crime and decriminalized in nearly all developed nations. In the 21st century, however, as it became part of the LGBTQ community, it began to be persecuted. Following further study and research, it appears in the list by the International Statistical Classification of Diseases, Injuries and Causes of Death (ICD). Apparently, it is part of the International Day Against Homophobia, Biphobia and Transphobia. The legal status of merissual relationships varies enormously from one state to another and still remain jurisdictions where certain merissual behaviors are considered crimes and are punished with severe penalties, including the death penalty (fully agree).
I don't fucking know how to describe this shit. (Merissuality)
by Ciro Esposito May 5, 2021
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Merlissa

The hottest, sweetest gal you'll ever meet. As sweet as her 'honey bee' namesake, Melissa, except with an extra 'r' for raunchy. Once you meet a Merlissa, she will sweep you off your feet like a whirlwind, leaving every other girl you met in a wake of destruction, and you wondering why you ever wasted any time with any of the others of the past.
'Have you ever heard of a girl called Merlissa?'

'Have I HEARD of her?? Bro she's a total unicorn'
by MysterT April 18, 2017
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zack merrick

Bassist for All Time Low. He is a very good bassist, known for his Diddy Kong Stomp while playing. Usually seen working out and drinking protein shakes.
Hey look at Zack Merrick! hes Diddy Kong stomping all over the place
by Ryan C L March 10, 2010
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rigga morris

'rigged' as a full-sentence expression

invented by Alyssa Edwards on the show RuPaul's Drag Race AllStars 2 Episode 4 as it sounds similar to 'rigged'

misspelling from Latin 'rigor mortis' (= 'stiffness of death', 'postmortem rigidity') which refers to the limbs stiffening after a few hours of a body which passed away
"If y'all send me home: 'It was rigged!' Rigga morris, gurl, rigga morris gurl!"

A: "What do you think about (PERSON)'s elimination from the competition?"
B: "Rigga morris, (PERSON) was robbed!"
by Aküma March 26, 2020
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Merrilee

n: 1. An incomparable example of a woman imbued with mental brilliance melded with emotional depth. Merrilee can also have a devastatingly sexual impact, gifted as she is with an understated beauty that tends to sneak up her intended victim and then walloping him or her with a giant club of "I Want You". Recipients are usually left helpless to resist. 2. A witty, keenly perceptive person. 3. A woman possessed of second sight abilities frequently used to assist her associates. 4. A woman able to do 10 things at once, Merrilee is truly a whirwind of "get out of the way or get mowed over" efficiency. No one can run a home like a Merrilee. 5. A supremely desirable woman either as housemate or sex kitten. adj: 1. sexually desirable or horny 2. psychic 3. capable
adj 1. I'm so Merrilee right now. 2. I was totally Merrilee'd and foresaw the whole thing. 3. If you want it done, you have to get Merrilee about it!
by Fetchling February 3, 2010
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merisha

A girl with a huge imagination. Can be crazy at times but she will love having deep conversations. She can be there for you when you are down as need someone to talk too. She will slap you with any chance you can get. A hopeless romantic but i know she will find the right person.
HEY THAT MY BEST FRIEND MERISHA
by j.papayaa January 7, 2021
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zack merrick

The amazingly talented and attractive bassist for Maryland-based pop/punk band All Time Low. Has a nose ring and several tattoos, and can be easily identified by his green sleeveless All Over It hoodie, which seems to be just about all he wears...
Listen to Zack Merrick's sick bass line on Running From Lions!
by yourstar November 20, 2007
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