MERPY HANUWANMAS

(Pronounced Mer-pii Hahnuh-wahn-mus)

A term/phrase that serves as a compromise to those who want to be Politically Correct but be able to use a holiday name in public without getting in trouble for it. This is a mixture of the three most known holidays in December. Merry+Happy Hanukkah+Kwanzaa+Christmas.

MERPY HANUWANMAS, YOU POLITCALLY CORRECT BASTARDS!

by Smkiller December 24, 2008

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Merpy Criff

When a merpy criffs another merpy

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Mercy: Merpy criff

by Lazy&Stupid January 16, 2023

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Merpy Criff • merpy derp • Merpy Derpy • MERPY HANUWANMAS • merps • mercy • merry • Merlyn • merry-go-round • Mercy Girls

Merry Jebediah

The act of having unprotected sexual intercourse with an Amish female in the back of a buggy. If done correctly, the male receives a hand-crafted headboard and barn-raising party from the female's father following a successful Merry Jebediah.

"Brother, after volleyball at the Yoder's, I totally pulled off of 283 and Merry Jebediah'd Sarah on the way to the stables.

by Billy_Budd March 25, 2022

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MerryJo

MerryJo has an excellent personality with a heart of gold but she’s also beautiful. Her tall sexy body with bedroom eyes makes her ravishing, foxy, attractive, gorgeous and captivating.

When it comes to working, MerryJo is professional, caring and says what’s on her mind.

MerryJo is excellent with her words and writing comes naturally for her, she is an author and loves to write true events, fiction novels and poetry. MerryJo’s caring personality makes her a perfect match to work in the medical industry as a nurse, counselor or drug rehab facility.

You may never meet a MerryJo in your lifetime but if you do, feel blessed and make her part of your future. You will love MerryJo forever plus one day.

I went on a blind date and met MerryJo at Pineapple Willy’s and it was love at first sight. ❤️

by 69Love July 28, 2019

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