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Merovingian

The French dude in The Matrix: Reloaded. he likes to swear in French, give people cake that gives them orgasms, and wipe his ass with silk.
by Twin 1 June 27, 2003
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Meroin

Meroin is a substance containing 100% THC. You simply put it in a syringe and inject it to your blood stream. The effects are so pleasurable and soothing it knocks you on you ASS. It's great for Major Depression, and just turning the fuck up. It's non lethal but is used like heroin. Marijuana + Heroin= Meroin.
Yo wanna shoot up some Meroin and drink some Bombay , and get turnt?
by TaylorGang Defenitions January 8, 2017
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Merobiba

A merobiba (may be written as the proper noun Merobiba) is any meme, video, character, joke, or other content/reference, which helps an individual take any negative or depressing thought and connect it to a silly redirection that interrupts the unwanted emotional cycle with humor. This association, like any other desired thought pattern, can be deepened/trained with repetition.

This use of the word comes from the character/meme Merobiba from the Drawfee YouTube channel; she's a derpy parody of Merida from Disney's "Brave". Merobiba regularly states "I'm Merobiba!" after sharing facts about herself (for example, "I won a contest for my own hand in mawwiage. I'm Merobiba!"). On the subject of accidentally causing her family to be turned into bears, Merobiba somberly shared, "Sometimes I think about the enormity of my mistake, and the pain and suffering I've caused those closest to me, and I wonder if it's worth it to continue going ..." and then cheerfully proclaimed, "I'm Merobiba!"

Most merobibas are based in somewhat dark humor, since they generally begin with or involve some sort of depressing topic, particularly negative self-talk, but a merobiba can be anything silly that anyone finds tends to come to mind when they're in a low mood.
"That hilarious edit someone made, where it looks like Dr. K is arguing with and insulting himself, is definitely a new merobiba for me. Now whenever I think to myself 'You're not worth very much. Don't speak, that's stupid', I can't help but think of that video and laugh."

"I saw a pic of a dog wearing a melon rind on its head, with text saying 'Are you feeling a little ... MELON COLLIE?'. I saved it to keep it fresh in my mind, been a pretty good merobiba lately."
by itsasparageese July 6, 2023
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merpire

Cross between a vampire and a mermaid. A mermaid with fangs.
A merpire drained a surfer yesterday.
by El-wy November 11, 2008
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Merpig

A creature that thinks it's half fish and half pig and likes to be inexplicably rolled around the floor in satin pyjamas.
A merpig typically wakes after a night of drinking, flexes its frotters, squeals and then organises a series of high powered events for a major art gallery.
"Seen the merpig lately?"
"Yeah, we went for a few drinks and then she withdrew into a sleeping bag oinking and wriggling her snout."
by GuyS September 21, 2008
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Metropixels

The lack of megapixels in the camera phones available for MetroPCS cellular service subscribers.
Tom: Damnit! I can't see nicole's nipples in this perfectly centered boob shot, this cam phone pic is too blurry

Chris: F***ing metropixels!
by Dylan684 September 7, 2010
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Merovingian

Chocolate cake so good that it makes you have an orgasm eating it.
"Let's go to that restaurant where I heard they serve Merovingian for desert. I want to get me some of that!"
by Peezee-Ark October 5, 2003
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