merkin

something george bush is constantly saying he is proud to be

"ah am proud, to be a merkin citezin"

by your ugly, i cannot tell a lie December 9, 2008

merkinpeelism

The idea or theory related to beating, defeating, or killing an opponent in any given sport or game. Meaning that you have first "merked" them aka killed them, and then you have "peeled" them aka took them out of the game.

Chad: "How did you win that poker tournament?"
MikeRizz: "I used standard merkinpeelism"

by Michael Rizzuto May 2, 2008

merkinhawk

A pubic wig fashioned in the shape of a mohawk.

That filthy hooker tried to cover her genital warts with a merkinhawk. Good thing I caught that bitch!

by joepike February 26, 2013

Merksville

The place you send the legion upon legion of online gamers you have shot, stabbed, blown up ect....not a nice place to visit!

Eddie man, your punching tickets to Merksville left right n center...takin names n dealing pain!!

by Hunter-UK November 1, 2008

merbsicorn

Similar to a unicorn ..however instead of rhe customary rainbows ,glitter, and happiness..you get fuck ups, flusteration. And general fuckery in any given situation the merbsicorn finds itself in.

Person 1.Awe shit... here come Harold.
Person 2,. Fuck !!! There goes our weekend off.. he always manages to fuck things up and back us up so we have to work overtime.. he can fuck up a wet dream.. He's such a Merbsicorn.

by Willie shaverpus March 3, 2022

merkilo

One who is admin abused

After the admin slapped him 15 times, he was branded a Merkilo.

by Guan Yu January 30, 2005

merkin

A pubic Toupee

A family guy reference in two episodes

Man: "Hey kid, wanna buy a merkin?"
Chris: "What's a merkin?"
Man: "Why it's a pubic toupee"

by The Great Talag March 12, 2004