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bathtub mermaid

A way to describe someone who is so obsessed with something that if that "something" is gone, then they'd be helpless without it; As if a mermaid were in a bathtub and someone pulled the plug.
They're such a bathtub mermaid, obsessing over a stupid thing like that.
by AzureGummy March 28, 2017
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Meriam

Meriam. A beautiful, independent, and honest girl who may be silent, but intelligent. She's funny at times and has a great sense of humor. She's caring for her family and her friends and is very straight-forward when it comes to the person she talks to, along with choosing her friends and hope she has a bright future with correct choices. Meriam is also trustworthy and secretive. She's sweet unless you treat her badly. Though, in the end, Meriam will find a way to talk and forgive you, forgetting the whole situation and how silly it was. She's a keeper!

(Dedicated to my grandma)
Should I try to talk to Meriam? She seems so quiet, but I want to be friends with her.

Of course! Sure, she may be like that, but she's really sweet! Trust me!
by hihiihihii October 19, 2020
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Metrimaphobia

The fear of tape measures, metrima being the greek word for measuring
1) Kelsey has metrimaphobia, she can not be near tape measure

2) I heard the superintendent has metrimaphobia, that is why he is always in the office.
by Reggiegear August 2, 2021
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Mermaid

Someone who is half human (top part) and half fish (bottom part). The human part is usually hotter than the average human (probably to compensate for the fish part). They usually say “aur naur” in reaction to almost everything.
Kyle: Cleo is a mermaid.
Stacy: How do you know?
Kyle: She said “aur naur”
Stacy: Ok I don’t care tan LOONA.
by EKimLipse September 16, 2023
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Mermaid theory

"300 years ago, sailors stuck at sea would get desperate for female companionship. It got so mad that eventually the manatees out in the water started to look like beautiful women - mermaids.

Every women, no matter how initially repugnant, has a "mermaid clock". The time it takes to realize you want to bone her. " ~ Barney Stinson, How I Met Your Mother
the mermaid theory: Sure today you see Iris as a manatee, but she aint gonna stay that way, Marshall your secretary's mermaid clock starts now..
by |\/| M m |\/| December 7, 2010
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mermaphile

A sexual fetish involving a fascination with mermaids often to the point of being borderline erotic; a mermaphile
2. one who is sexually fixated on mermaid related paraphernalia i.e. costumes, drawings books poems, styles, clothing, etc.
3. A variation of aquaphilia where said person will have sex in pools, lakes, rivers or any large body of water.
Ariel: my boyfriend is such a mermaphile,ever since I told him my name, he won't have sex with me unless I dress up in a mermaid's tail!
by darkninja443 June 30, 2011
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Merina

Merina is a super spunky gal with a great sense of style and a love for spongebob memes. She’s always the light in every room with her beautiful flowing locks and gorgeous looks. Her heart is as pure gold with some even saying she’s the kindest person they’ve ever met. Merina’s have a soft spot for grilled cheese and most importantly, animals. Merina’s usually put their hearts in lead over their head which can sometimes cause conflict, but they stay true to who they are and what they believe.
Wow, Merina is so amazing
by Meriyna December 23, 2018
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