Hands off the merchandise!

Hands off the merchandise!

A protest/order uttered by one of either gender when someone else (usually of the opposite gender) wants to indulge in a little touchy-feely, but he’s not in the mood.

Weary girl (pushing her guy's "exploring" hand away from her boobs): Hey! Hands off the merchandise! I wanna go to sleep now!

by QuacksO November 28, 2011

Urban Dictionary Merchandise

The advertisement for a mug for my cousin Timmy right this under this definition.

You know about Urban Dictionary Merchandise?
How can I not? It’s right below this sentence.

by ICan’tFindAnyOtherUsernameSoYa January 6, 2021

Check the merchandise

To have sexual intercourse.

Come on girl. Quit playing and let me check the merchandise.

by DiABLO_32 August 30, 2012

hands off the merchandise!

Basically "Don't touch my stuff, punk."

Person A: Dude, awesome iPod!! (reaches for iPod)

Person B: Hey buddy, hands off the merchandise!

by underdawg November 10, 2008

Napoleon Dynamite merchandise

A way to keep Napoleon Dynamite alive and get the last bits of money they can after the movie.

Look at all of that Napoleon Dynamite merchandise!They have Vote For Pedro shirts, poster books, folders...

by BarbaraFay August 15, 2006

misplaced merchandise

(n.) Product(s) intentionally moved from one area of a store to another by a shopper with the purpose of making people laugh and/or smile.

Misplaced Merchandise includes, but not limited to, the following:

1. Putting the abominable snowman from the toy department on a box of Depends undergarments in the personal hygiene aisle.
2. Putting a banana from produce in the condom aisle.
3. Putting a bottle of Beano in the baked beans section.

by Misplaced Merchandise January 9, 2010

Blackout Merchandise

Whenever there is a Blackout, items such as T.V.'s. Stereos, Game Systems or anything stolen during the Blackout is considered Balckout Merchandise

Hey Steve, gotta come to my basement and see my new flat screen
Steve: Ah shit man that musta dug deep into your pocket
Rioter: Naw man its Blackout Merchandise from yesterday, My wife got a Wii!

by Steve to giant November 30, 2009