Mentos mudslide

The act of inserting a full package of mentos to the inside of an asshole during anal sex and - subsequently - adding your jizz and a glass of diet coke to the mix.

Drinking the ensuing mudslide is optional.

Jerry gave Melanie the best mentos mudslide ever; she gaped like a pro and the ass-geyser was at least 7in high!

by diabolicphallus December 19, 2007

Mentionitis

The inflation of a name used in your vocabulary when talking; usually at the beginning stages of dating someone. Mentionitis is when you can't stop mentioning someone.

H: "These are great cookies"
S: "Matt likes cookies"
H: "So I was looking at something online..."
S: "I got a cool link from Matt, lets check it out."
H: "so..."
S: "Matt blah blah blah Matt Matt Matt"
H: "Whoa you have a strong case of mentionitis"

by Han's February 1, 2009

Mentor College

The school that will most likely just have this definition removed. At this school we must pay to dress down, write 16 exams a year and get a detention for almost everything we do, we love our school!!!! Best school out there by far!!

Mentor College never gets snow days.

by egelloc rotnem February 2, 2013

mentulate

Possessing an extraordinarily large penis. (adjective)(also Mentulated)
More common in old 'bodice-ripper' novels; a term for "well hung" that lends a certain appearance of culture to your p0rn.

Priapus was the most mentulate of gods.

by Mentulated in May 1, 2007

Don't Mention It

Equivalent to "you're welcome." A way to let a person know that the task you completed was not a problem and that you were happy to do it.

Woman "Thank you for helping me."
Helper "Don't mention it!"

by hop_scotch July 24, 2009

MentoskaPraha

to be a chatbot or a bad texter on an online chatting platform (eg. Discord)

"You are such a bad texter"
"No you are MentoskaPraha"

by Pilot64 January 20, 2023

Pop a mentos on a nigga

1. To beat a niggas ass

2. To bust a nut on a nigga

Niel is finna pop a mentos on a nigga

by Shadow Boi April 9, 2018