mentard

men.tard (n.) 1. mental retard,
~.ed - mentally retard
~.ed.ness - how mentarded you are.

Tiffany is a mentard.

by Andrew... December 26, 2005

mynarted

(adj.) disformed; disfigured; ugly or oddly shaped; destroyed in an unusual manner; having round or globular protrusions

(verb.) to smash or squeeze beyond recognition

THe frog looked mynarted after being run over by the car.

The boat had a mynarted appearance when the barnacles were attached to it.

The sculptor mynarted the clay by squeezing it

by Sheepish Frank February 1, 2008

muntarded

a cross between munted and retarded.

"err, that kid over there is majorly muntarded!"
"WHAT A MUNTARD! YOU'RE THE BIGGEST MUNTARD I'VE EVER SEEN!"

by livv November 20, 2007

Mutarted

the word was first used on face book by Jesse Hallam. to describe how Staphylococcus aureus and Helicobacter pylori viruses and bacteria from pig farms, mutated into super bugs and how its both mutation and retardation.

used to describe something that deviates from the norm, in a bad way.

janice got a makeover the other day she was aiming for occultist rocker but shes all mutarted now.

man those viruses are mutarted.

by illfed skitofit January 22, 2011

Mentard

A person believing they're a mentat who volunteer to "upload" someone out of slime kindness.

She is such a Mentard right?

by Jedsall July 10, 2022

Menarded

A customer at Menards who is so stupid, retarded, or idiotic that he/she should not be aloud to bread, let alone build a house. This person is usually pissing off all the employees that work there and under any other circumstances would be punched in the face.

Hey (Insert fellow employee's name), Can you believe a guest asked me if he could put Flooring tile over his carpet? Wow he is fucking menarded!!

by Great White Bear June 29, 2011

Metarded

The inability to efficiently utilize the Washington Metro, mainly due to unfamiliarity with mass transit systems.

Examples of Metarded including riding the travel several stops in the wrong direction, switching trains at the Arlington Cemetery stop, and frequently missing,"doors closing, step back," by 30 seconds or less.

by Mrpresident1776 April 11, 2012