Beware Menopauzilla. A seemingly harmless creature by sight, Menopauzilla can be set off at any time, known to go into crying fits of hysterical rage, striking fear in all that surround it, especially females who left a cup on the table, tried to cook, or, god forbid, left a microscopic black spec on the otherwise sparkling clean stove top. Proceed with caution when near Menopauzilla, or avoid the beast altogether and just go out and drink, which, Menopauzilla will judge you for, and also have you know that it causes BREAST CANCER, because she read it in Woman's World, a $1.29 newsprint publication widely revered by Menopauzillas everywhere.
I was just gonna stay in tonight, but Menopauzilla is on the loose again, so let's go get drunk and subsequently get Breast Cancer.
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by Scott September 23, 2003
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"Dan's male menopause is worse than usual today, just found him weeping in the break room, eating his second Kit Kat chunky for the day, and it's not even 10am."
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Ari and Levana were having nice, clean sex when Ari grabbed Levana's dildo and began Gilding the Menorah.
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When John asked if he could stay on my couch, I knew he was suffering from a case of cerebral menopause.
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