A customer at Menards who is so stupid, retarded, or idiotic that he/she should not be aloud to bread, let alone build a house. This person is usually pissing off all the employees that work there and under any other circumstances would be punched in the face.
Hey (Insert fellow employee's name), Can you believe a guest asked me if he could put Flooring tile over his carpet? Wow he is fucking menarded!!
by Great White Bear June 29, 2011
Get the Menardedmug. n. Menard, Menards
1. Someone who is rather stupid or acts retarded.
2. A chain of stores in the midwest, much like Lowes.
adj. Menarded
1. The act of someone being stupid or retarded
1. Someone who is rather stupid or acts retarded.
2. A chain of stores in the midwest, much like Lowes.
adj. Menarded
1. The act of someone being stupid or retarded
by AgentOrange November 11, 2004
Get the menardmug. A man's lower extremity. Created in the 1980's by radio announcer Denny Schaffer to refer to the area where a man might be hit during an accident or altercation. (derived from the same name of a midwestern hardware store)
by Crystal Lake, Producer of Denny Radio July 7, 2006
Get the Menardsmug. by starlitsoul August 6, 2008
Get the menardedmug. Enormous breasts, the owner of which is reputed to have achieved career and/or scholastic success by her buxomness and prurience rather than by her intellect or ability.
Kim had a long-standing and well-substantiated reputation among her co-workers for having used her sweaters to attain her position at the company; her luscious, perky menards coupled with her cherubic visage were her greatest (and some might say her only) assets.
by kimmenard@canadatrust.ca September 30, 2003
Get the Menardsmug. A race car driver known for his ridiculous sideburns and soul patch. He never really accomplished much on the track until a community of race fans at RuRa all changed their avatars to pictures of Mr. Menard. He immediately started busting out great finishes and found himself in the top 10 of the Sprint Cup point standings. This can solely be attributed to the advent of the Menardvatar by the people at RuRa, who are formally known as the Paul Menard Empire. The next goal of the Empire, should he not win a race, is to vote Paul into the All-Star Race. They will not be denied.
You: Wow, Menard is really diggin'!
Me: Thanks to the Empire, the Menardvatar, and the month of Menarch, you're looking at the future NASCAR Sprint Cup Champion, Paul Menard!
Me: Thanks to the Empire, the Menardvatar, and the month of Menarch, you're looking at the future NASCAR Sprint Cup Champion, Paul Menard!
by the PM Empire March 24, 2010
Get the Paul Menardmug. by STFU Donnie November 29, 2010
Get the Menards a troismug.