mendez

the sexiest person to walk on Earth! A Mendez is known for good looks, great personality, Awsome sex and probably something to look foward to seing in the morning

"I met mendez last nigtht and we made sweet love and now I think im in love"

by robbie m. August 1, 2008

Messy mendez

When you diarrhea into a girls clam and then you use it as a lubricatin substance for ya sexual pleasure

ex. in da pussay

Last night i was fuckin Alejandra and she was dry as a prune in da Mojave, so i had to use a messy Mendez to finish da job

by clit69 June 14, 2009

April Mendez

April Mendez Roleplays

April is an intelligent woman but doesn't express that a lot lately. Sometimes she acts dumb, but then at the time where she's actually being smart.. she gets called an idiot (sometimes). The people who say she needs help most likely need help themselves due to the things they do alone or in a group of friends. When April is acting weird people make fun of her but when others are weird they make tons of friends and no one makes fun of them. I think that's unfair to her.

"April Mendez is an idiot!"

by lovelypeachesonthetrack August 1, 2018

edwin mendez

A poor bitch living in Mississippi and who is also fat

edwin mendez is poor.

by Loverkejhj March 22, 2020

Daniel Mendez

The best of the best, rules above all. The one who reigns above all kings of the universe.

He who is in authority.

Most of all he who is Awesome.

I want to be like the most high Daniel Mendez

by Self Proclaimed July 13, 2021

Camila Mendez

Thee most beutiful girl to ever live. She is perfect in every possible way. I love her to death and wish we could be together forever. Love you so much baby

Camila is the greatest thing to ever happen to me

by andrew January 13, 2005

Juan Mendez

Every Mexican´s best friend

JOSe Mendez: hey step bro where is Juan Mendez

Step Bro Mendez: I dont know Jose Mendez aka my step bro???!!!

by mexicantoilet January 3, 2021