Memphis Twist

(n) the act of receiving a blow job in which the woman uses both hands and twists them in opposite directions. indigenous to the land of blues and barbeque, the motion is similar to the childish act called the indian rope burn, but is in no way something a child is ready for. very effective when the woman is skilled and an efficient user of her saliva.

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"dude, i got some serious head last night." - Nick
"how was it" - John
"once she started with the Memphis Twist i cumblasted the back of her throat" - Nick
"wow that's intense" - John
"tell me about it. she was burping my sauce all night" - Nick

by JAM3 December 17, 2008

Memphis Top Hat

A Memphis Top Hat is when you unload a big pile of stankin ass shit on someone else's head. It could be as part of some kinky sex, or as an unexpected act. Either way - anytime you take a shit on someone's head it is known as a Memphis Top Hat.

Alvin loved giving his girlfriend golden showers. One day during an extra kinky fuck session Alvin decided to give his girlfriend a Memphis Top Hat. As shit dripped down her forehead they made passionate love.

by Mr. Kaasten August 14, 2010

memphis niggas

The most hoodrat niggas in the USA. They don't give a fuck about nothin'. Known for checking, hooping, stealing, and shootin' niggas.

Rubyn went into the dorm and stole them Zebra Cakes when he was high. Memphis niggas.....

by Stix69 April 15, 2014

Memphis Dry Rub

A Memphis Dry Rub is when you partner gives you a hand job without the courtesy of using a petrolium product for lube..

Bitch grabbed my johnson like a cow udder, and gave me a Memphis Dry Rub and didn't even hock a loogie on it first. Felt like she was going rub it off like an eraser. At least she took the three warning shots over the tower.

by Tommyshocker September 8, 2005

memphis

1. A city located in the very southwest corner of Tennessee. Named after Memphis, Egypt because of its location on a major river. The Egyptian name means "place of good abode". It is the largest city in Tennessee and is THE OASIS OF THE ENTIRE SOUTH.

2. M.E.M.P.H.I.S. - "Making easy money pimping hoes in style". Comes from a popular tradition among the urban youth of Memphis to make acronyms of exsisting words (like Budweiser means "Bitch, you do what ever I say, even run:). This saying was NOT envented by rapper Memphis Bleek. He changed his name to Memphis Bleek after spending time in Memphis.

I she paid my car note 'cause of the M.E.M.P.H.I.S. in me.

by Memphis 10 June 27, 2005

memphis dry rub

when a guy who is circumcised gets a hand job from a girl with dry hands and no sort of lubrication, making the handie very painful and eventually causing a rash

Guy #1: How'd it go with Mindy last night??!
Guy #2: Terrible
Guy #1: What? I thought you got beat off
Guy #2: Yeah but she had dry hands and we had no lube so she gave me a memphis dry rub and now my dick stings like hell

by denverbud420 November 3, 2013

memphis mudslide

When one attempts to deliver a Boston Pancake only to discover that they have diarrhea.

Dude, my chick was totally down for a Boston Pancake, but lost her mind when it turned out to be a Memphis Mudslide!

by P. Niss January 5, 2009