melter

when someone irritates friends excessively talking about random things

Your a bloody melter mate

by mark mckenna December 15, 2004

melter

1. scoring a wonder goal in football
2. putting in a hard days work
3. if someone says or does something ridiculous or awkward

1. What a goal! That's an asolute melter!
2. I've got a 9-5 melter at work today
3. After someone licked another boys balls in his drunken state. "That's a melter boys"

by jackyboi999 December 7, 2009

melter

a person who melts, one who lives life in a careless fashion, an optimistic nihilist, a pharmaceutical pill (or any relaxing agent)

that girl smokes so much trees and watches the labyrinth, she's such a melter.

jeff spicoli is such a melter.

by melter jules November 22, 2011

melter

a stoner. can also just be applied to someone who's always high on some sort of drug. most importantly a melter has to be noticeably and permanently changed by the drugs they use.

Tim is such a melter, he stays smoking that bong all day.

by Jizz Hood January 17, 2010

mom melter

A gentlemen who is so wonderful that he makes your Mother melt upon meeting him. He is handsome, witty, adventurous, well-read, charismatic, romantic and most likely wears a beard. Your Mother fell in love with him and now you have no choice but to marry him, have his babies and conquer the world together.

"OMG Karen! You have to meet him! He is such a MOM MELTER!"

"MOM MELTER ALERT!" As The Mom Melter strolls by with his well groomed beard and book in hand.

by The Mom Melter Eduardo January 6, 2017

Face Melter

A heavy metal solo that is so awesome and powerful, it causes one's face to melt.

-Man, that solo from Master of Puppets is sucha face melter.

-Bust a face melter!

by Teknofreak642 March 20, 2004

Bone melter

Any situation or person that would end an erection quickly. Picturing your grandmother naked is the original bone melter.

Man 1: "That girl is so ugly she could make a strap-on go limp"
Man 2: "Yeah, she's a real bone melter"

by Paul Dick March 16, 2008