by Alex Stein January 30, 2024
To luck into great things in your life, only to fuck up said things, once people who are better than you figure out your scam.
Man, I was hired sight-unseen for a great gig where people nurtured me because they felt sorry for me. I let it get to my head and once I was hired by an even bigger gig, they quickly figured out my scam and demoted me and cut my pay drastically like what they did to Stuttering John Melendez.
by Irish1275 March 04, 2024
Pulled a Melendez last night
by Alex Stein January 30, 2024
That girl is perfect. She has a beautiful smile. She has beautiful eyes that are like looking at stars. She has an amazing sense of humor. She always will make everything funny, but when you need a shoulder she will always be there to listen to you and help you out no matter what the problem is. You can count on her. She will always be honest. And if you ever hurt one of her friends, she'll never be to scared to tell you and show her feelings. Shes truly amazing. She has a beautiful body, shes one of the sexiest girls you'll ever meet. she always smells so good.
by Anonymous027396 April 14, 2014
Alan Melendez
A name stereotype given to those who display suspicious behavior or threatening intentions
- that foo roddy actin sus, call him Alan Melendez
A name stereotype given to those who display suspicious behavior or threatening intentions
- that foo roddy actin sus, call him Alan Melendez
by Ok bro December 14, 2021