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Melana

Noun: Dark, sticky, bloody feces. A medical term describing dark tarry stools containing decomposing blood that can be an indication of bleeding in the digestive tract or esophagus

Proper Noun: A girls name, originating from Greece
Melena went to her doctors to drop off her stool sample. Upon seeing the sample, the doctor said, "Melena!"
Melena said, "What?"
The doctored answered, "No, your stool is Melana. See how dark and bloody it is. I think you have a problem and it is more than your unfortunate name."
by Nutzen YerMouf June 13, 2017
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melana

a girl who loves to talk and is always smiling. trys to make everyone feel better when they are sad. talks too loud and always has an opinion. is extremely intelligent but is very lazy so nobody knows it.
Whos that girl?
Thats melana , cant you tell? you can hear all the way from the gas station.
by lfnwnfnl July 7, 2011
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melanzane

A slur commonly used by Italians and Italian-Americans to denote a person of color. Melanzane in Italian means "Eggplant", which itself is used as a slur against blacks because of the almost black color of an eggplant.

The word Melanzane (or Melanzana) derives from the words Mela Insana, meaning "noxious apple". It is often pronounced "Moolinyan" and written as such.
"Don't come around here no more you f*cking Melanzane (pronounced moolinyan) or I'll kill you." says Italian mobster Francis LoCascio to a black drug dealer.

"F*ckin' Moolinyan, black son of a bitch! Get the f*ck back to Jamaica." says Italian mobster Vito Satrianicchi to black hustler.

"Keep the drugs to the eggplants. I don't want them sold to Italians or any whites. Capisce?" says mob boss Carmine Smadaluzzo to his Heroin dealers.
by Alexander Giuseppe November 20, 2006
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Melanated Culture

Melanated culture influences people from different backgrounds worldwide and for that reason, melanated culture has created many different genres that non melanated people profit from today.
Melanated culture has created all musical generes which include pop, rap, disco, classical , jazz, R&B, reggae, funk, doo-wop, hip-hop, and Motown, soft rock, heavy metal, dub step, and country music.
by Spokentruth July 5, 2020
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oh mylanta

phrase coined by d.j. tanner on full house
Uncle Jesse: Kimmy just got hit by a car!
D.J.: Oh mylanta!!
by what's her face May 5, 2004
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Melania Trump

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plagerizer

someone who copies other peoples work, and pretends it is their own
johnny looks over billy's shoulder and quickly scribbles down a few lines, then heads for the teachers table, and claims his star.

by karen May 13, 2003
I Melania Trumped that assignment. Luckily I had my older sister's copy.
by javajeff1 July 20, 2016
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meantastic

Something that is funny in concept but downright horrible if actualized.
“Michael, did you see that flyer for a lost pet?”
“Yea, I saw it Allison, I can't stop thinking about how funny it would be to arrive at the pet owner’s home, tell them you found their pet, and then when you see the look of relief in their face, hand them a bucket of coyote shit mixed with fur.”
“Michael, you’re so Meantastic”
by FrogLegStew August 8, 2015
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