A Mega Knight User

A person who is legitimately a cuck and should be condemned to hell.

Person 1: Fuck he's A Mega Knight User. Go to hell bastard.
Person 2. Ez, GG, insert emote spam

by Zynilical August 11, 2021

Mega knight

Another way of coming out as lgbtq

Hey I used mega knight on my deck today

Congrats on coming out!!

by Nate is 6’7 June 28, 2021

Mega Pint

The amount of alcohol necessary to deal with the fact your abusive wife just cut off your finger.

"After you sustained an injury to your finger, you poured yourself a mega pint of red wine, correct?"

by Yohoyoho ho ho ho April 29, 2022

Meeman

Someone who is easily blamed and is an easy target for an escape goat. He is usually the weakest member of the group. He tends to be loved and hated by all. Fails at playing Dota or WoW. He also has a favorite soda that he worships like no other, Dr Pepper, He is only known by one word, Meeman. If the Meeman dies or goes MIA, a new Meeman must take his place to keep the balance of the social group intact.

Me: Meeman, did you just wake up?
Meeman: *sluggishly opens eyes half-open"
Me: It's 5pm dude, you've been sleeping for 3/4ths of the day
Meeman: *strange grunting sounds followed by a mumbled of Dr Pepper....followed by a 3-hr shower after getting up
Me: Goddamit Meeman.

by Bobofosho November 12, 2011

Mega Knight

A Mega Knight is a card in the mobile game known as Clash Royal, which is only used by whores and mega fags. When having a huge push built up and getting a Mega Knight dropped right on your dick will surely have you think about killing yourself. When your man smoocher opponent slaps down a Mega Knight you might as well close the app and delete it cause that is an insta loss.

I made fourteen kids kill them selfs today because i put Mega Knight in my deck

by MegaKnightHater69 June 21, 2021

Mega Pint

when you consume a lot of alcohol due to your wife’s devious behaviour

when AmberTurd gets upset for you drinking a Mega Pint of alcohol after she just took a shit on your bed and blamed it on the dog.

by BarryHackz April 26, 2022

Turbo mega cunt fucked

To get so heavily intoxicated that the participant's position on the space time continuum becomes fluid as he/she 'crosses over.'
Often associated with a complete blurring of the lines between life and death, gay and straight, able bodied and paralysed, and continent and not.

'Bro, I definitely won the 'drunkest man in Europe' award last night- I was so turbo mega cunt fucked that I crossed-over and woke up in a chicken coop felching a shop mannequin. The only thing that's going to shift this hangover is a masturbaywatch. Now, want to help me fuck this mannequin?'

by Anonymous submissions December 13, 2016