medium

1. adj. mediocre, fine, not great, okay, so-so
2. adv. mediocrely, in a not so great manner

Usually accompanied by a so-so hand gesture and often used to denote when a previous statement is untrue or only half-true.

-Dude, that chick is totally hot.
-medium.

I was thinking about going to the beach today, but then I realized I was only medium psyched.

by misstrionics June 22, 2005

medium

The convergent phenomenology of materialism.

The hard problem of materialism (hard problem of consciousness).

Materialism as both a frame and a metastate (paradigm).

Posited as undecidable due to its intersubjective nature (the phenomenonology of subjects including objects)).

The foundation of postmodern irony.

A medium is intersubjective.

Eg., Is reality a frame for itself or is reality a frame for something more immaterial?

This is the conundrum of postmodern existentialism.

by sandraxine November 11, 2018

mediumize

To un-maximimize a window.

Microsoft calls this option "restore down;" however that is stupid. I think we all know what's really going on here - the windows just got mediumized.

by valkilmerisawful March 4, 2010

medium

pronounced: mee-dee-um
-noun-

1. venue
2. one (usually an old, ugly woman) who supposedly communicates with the spirits of the dead
3. a crappy-ass TV show that had no future from the begginning

1. The medium I use to go Internetting is Internet Explorer 8, because Firefox is too cluttered and visually unappealing with no address bar memory, Chrome doesn't have fullscreen or address bar memory, and Opera… I forget why.
2. It's a wonder how the medium industry survives when the idiot population skyrockets… Oh, wait…
3. "Medium" sucks.

by Nuclear Tank Factory March 25, 2009

medium

When your penis is neither erect or flacid (the period between 'up' and 'down')

Is that the biggest you go?
No a few more inches yet, let it grow it's only on its medium

by james March 10, 2003

medium

one bad ass mother fucker. the son Johnny never had (damn your eyes)

"hey medium, how much for one of your tricks?" "fuck medium, settle down!"

by sean wilson October 4, 2003

Medium boy

When your dog is in between a “good boy” and a “bad boy” and is therefore a “medium boy”.

(Dog eats food fast and then burps) “You’re a medium boy.”

by Rocco_roni January 11, 2019