Muddy Buddy

After vigorous anal sex, when there is a thin layer of doo-doo butter still present on the penis, the act of sprinkling powdered sugar on said butt-butter and assertively ramming it down the woman's throat.
Inspired by the Chex snack, Muddy Buddies.

Last night I gave Kari the Muddy Buddy until her face turned Blue.

by Mr. Hill March 29, 2007

Muddy Buddy

The person you perform anal sex on while you take a dump.

-"Honey, I think it's time we take this relationship to the next level. Will you be my muddy buddy?"

by papwin May 4, 2013

Muddy Buddy

An african american woman who will trade sexual intercourse with a white man for financial support and or a place to live. A Muddy Buddy could also be a one hit wonder- meaning that she will also trade rides or drugs for a little action.

Yo Johnny boy, are you still holding up that Muddy Buddy in your condo?

Johnny Boy: You bet your sweet ass I am, my wife thinks she's our renter. Little does she know I'm a bonafide Sugar Daddy of a Muddy Buddy.

by EverydaysausageShufflin''' October 1, 2013

muddy buddy

anal sex

Muddy Buddy, sounds like anal sex.

by the green cheese January 4, 2011

The Muddy Buddy

The Muddy Buddy is when you are spooning (while cuddling or while engaged in a sex act) and the little spoon sharts, projecting fecal matter onto the big spoon. In order to delay having to engage in conversation about said shart, the big spoon pulls the small spoon into his/her pelvis as tightly as possible in order limit the spread of any new oder and to avoid immediately having to deal with any awkwardness that comes with the new situation that the big spoon finds himself in. The benefits include immediate increase warmth, reduction of friction and a unique bonding experience, making the two: Muddy Buddies

I was spooning with my girl last night when I felt some mad rumbling coming from her stomach. I felt some wetness and increased warm Suddenly hit my pelvic region, long story short we’re now muddy buddies ( The Muddy Buddy ). I didn’t mind though, it kinda felt like she was Channing all over my Tatum.

by Whippedmamasboy October 10, 2020

muddy buddy

when stumbling across a pile of dog poo you dip the tip of your shoe in the poo and kick one of your friends in the ass..he or she will ususally go to dust off there pants then realizing there is poo on there pants and now hand..

Yo you jus kicked me in the ass and now theres shit on my hand and ass!Yea man i gave you a muddy buddy!

by jdubya2287 July 20, 2010

Muddy Buddy

When a person shit's inside of a wet sock sock and beats their sex partner with it.

"John smacked Sheila in the face with a Muddy Buddy and she came instantly."

by Thirstin Howl May 23, 2020