Meat Mouth

Caroline: So how was your date with Tim?
Emily: I don't know... We went to dinner and dude ordered a hamburger.

Caroline: Ew. He's a meat mouth?

Emily: Yup. I mean, I liked him, but now that I've seen him chew and swallow a burned-up animal, I'm grossed out.

Caroline: I don't blame you.
Emily: Just the idea of sticking my tongue in his mouth makes me want to puke.

Meat Mouth by shadesofdrab May 13, 2015

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Meat Mouth

The rawness of an arsehole as its violently widened by an exiting meal, often curry. In occasional cases, leaves the pipe smelling faintly of pork or beef.

Often causes bleeding, see Coughing Tramp.

"Hello darling, how are you?"

"Not too good actually, I just had a shit but I've got a right Meat Mouth now..."

Meat Mouth by Locus Fender July 19, 2007

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mealy mouth

Someone who rubs you the wrong way, is being difficult or argumentative out of boredom.

Guy A: Geez don't you hate it when you're getting off an elevator and people start walking in to get on before you get off, how rude.

Guy B: Oh, that doesn't bother me.

Guy C: what a fucking mealy mouth

mealy mouth by Matty Jo Jo September 30, 2006

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Mouth Meat

A condition that affects that mouth after mass consumption of hard cereal like "Captain Crunch" or "Corn Pops". Upon consumption, the hard edges slice and dice the roof of ones mouth into a mess of "mouth meat"

Oh man! I just ate 5 bowls of Corn Pops cereal and I now have a bad case of mouth meat!

Mouth Meat by FuzzzBlog August 4, 2007