Meatpie

When someone nuts so hard that it feels like they had another dick in whatever hole.

Boy 1: Did you hear about Mr. GOAT talking to my mom?

Boy 2: No, what did they say?

Boy 1: I think she was yelling about meatpies or something, maybe she's hungry.

by MeatyBoPetey August 29, 2017

Bluey Meatpie

When someone shits on a vibrator and inserts it into the vagina until they climax and excrete a mixture of cum and shit.

while Scott is sitting in the corner of the room edging, Ruby is doing the Bluey Meatpie on the bed.

by ryry_slidez December 5, 2023

Jamaican Meatpie

Having intercourse with a dark-skinned woman that has fat and loose lips, and giving them a creampie.

Dan: How did it go with that girl?

Joe: It went well, I gave her the Jamaican Meatpie.

by Yondddooo July 5, 2022

Meatpie

The mixture of hemorrhoids and semen that comes out of a man’s asshole when you rail him hard and raw.

Damn Gerald sure gave John a meatpie yesterday… you can tell by the way John’s walking.

by Maxwell1979! November 18, 2025

Meatpie

The mixture of hemorrhoids and semen that comes out of a man’s asshole when you rail him hard and raw.

Damn Gerald gave John a meatpie for sure… look at the way John’s walking!

by Maxwell1979! November 18, 2025

Meatpie

A creepy motherfucker who is a gay necrophile that owns a website called “Cute Dead Guys”.

Guy 1: Do you know who Meatpie is?
Guy 2: Yeah, he has a website where people wack off to corpses of men.

by Fingeysniffer February 13, 2023