Meatpie

The mixture of hemorrhoids and semen that comes out of a man’s asshole when you rail him hard and raw.

Damn Gerald gave John a meatpie for sure… look at the way John’s walking!

by Maxwell1979! November 18, 2025

Czechoslovakian Meatpie

The act involves female laying stomach down, thus assuming the "prone bone" position and a male top. As the male is about to ejaculate, the female takes a big fat shit as he simultaneously busts a nut on the heaping load of defecation festering over her ass cheeks.

Czechoslovakian Meatpie, A Love Story:

Charlie Cox: "Would you like to assume the position for a Chechoslovakian Meatpie, bitch."
Bitch: "That would be lovely, Charlie. I'm pushing, blow over me hot stud!"
Charlie Cox: "Oooh baby , right on that steaming pile!!!"

by vagangusking666 November 29, 2016

Bluey Meatpie

When someone shits on a vibrator and inserts it into the vagina until they climax and excrete a mixture of cum and shit.

while Scott is sitting in the corner of the room edging, Ruby is doing the Bluey Meatpie on the bed.

by ryry_slidez December 5, 2023

Jamaican Meatpie

Having intercourse with a dark-skinned woman that has fat and loose lips, and giving them a creampie.

Dan: How did it go with that girl?

Joe: It went well, I gave her the Jamaican Meatpie.

by Yondddooo July 5, 2022

Meatpie

A creepy motherfucker who is a gay necrophile that owns a website called “Cute Dead Guys”.

Guy 1: Do you know who Meatpie is?
Guy 2: Yeah, he has a website where people wack off to corpses of men.

by Fingeysniffer February 13, 2023

Meatpie

When someone nuts so hard that it feels like they had another dick in whatever hole.

Boy 1: Did you hear about Mr. GOAT talking to my mom?

Boy 2: No, what did they say?

Boy 1: I think she was yelling about meatpies or something, maybe she's hungry.

by MeatyBoPetey August 29, 2017