Meat Gazer

Someone who enjoys looking at another man's penis when he's at the urinal.

I was taking a piss and the meat gazer next to me was trying to get a look at my junk.

by Gay Basher June 23, 2003

Meatgaze

When someone is staring at your meat or genitals.

Man your such a meatgaze, stop looking at my dick.

by Jtotheizzo77 December 9, 2008

Meat Gazer

One who stares at another man's package while the victim is not looking.

Jamie notices Freddie gazing at his package on the way to school and says...... "Freddie what the hell are you staring at?......Fucking Meat Gazer"! (Everyone laughs hysterically)

by Diggs the Mountie November 23, 2006

MegaZeroX

Any or all members of the species "Meganus Zerosex", characterized by an enormous stick protruding from their anus'. Generally found rummaging around news sites looking for miniscule political topics to complain about, they may also be found wandering internet forums disturbing the locals and generally wreaking havoc.

"God, you are such a dumbass! Almost as bad as MegaZeroX, but not quite..."

by The_Mad_Heckler March 23, 2003

Meat gazer

A guy named Kevin who admires your package when your not looking.

Troy....Kevin is gazing your package! What a meat gazer!

by antigazer August 19, 2008

meat gazer

2. (n.) The person who watches someone on probation piss to make sure a they don't attempt to tamper with the results of the test.

"Man that meat gazer was all up on my shit and now I'm gonna come up hot."

by Na$ty Nate & Jr. June 24, 2005

meatwater

To have diarrhea with the consistency of water with chuncks of meat in it. Meatwater

Man those tacos we had last night gave me some stank meatwater this morning.

by vits July 20, 2006