Any or all members of the species "Meganus Zerosex", characterized by an enormous stick protruding from their anus'. Generally found rummaging around news sites looking for miniscule political topics to complain about, they may also be found wandering internet forums disturbing the locals and generally wreaking havoc.

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods

The act of sticking pixie stix up little boys booties in hopes to intensify the sugary sugar flavour from within the stix.