Meat Wallet

When a woman stuffs and tucks her meat curtains deep inside her HAM wallet ... you get a MEAT WALLET

My MEAT WALLET looks like a ran over pack of bacon!!

by Bubblegum Lips March 31, 2011

meat wallet

a stripper's vagina.

"go stick this dollar in her meat wallet and tell her i want a lap dance."

by NRJ2k November 27, 2007

meat wallet

A woman's vagina;
the place where a man puts his cock when he fucks a lady

I could come just thinking about how he inserted his penis into my meat wallet after he made me slippery wet.

by Lauryn K. May 23, 2006

meat wallet

meaty pussy

damn.....her meat wallet smelled like meat loaf

by jack January 29, 2003

Meat Wallet

when you're buying something and you don't have any money, you jerk off the cashier, he spooges on the money in the cash register, and he lets you have your shit for free.

Mark had his worst month ever and had to jerk out his meat wallet.

by Here N. Thayer December 02, 2006

meat wallet

A stuffed animal that has a tear in one of the seams, with enough room that one is able to insert their genitalia.

Oh, Pooby-bear, you're such a perfect meat wallet.

by derek smalls December 06, 2006

Hairy meat wallet

A hairy vagina, commonly mistaken with women whom either have or have had the meat sweats.

"Hey Jasmyn do you have a hairy meat wallet?"
"No I just have the meat sweats"

by Hairy meat wallet January 31, 2017